haggerton 

A male who always blames everyone else for their shortcomings. "I'm fat,it's your fault". "I'm broke it's your fault" "your my boss that's not fair"....and in and on it goes. Hates welfare but makes a living off of it. Loves the black cock but it's a hugs racist and thinks he is a slave owner. Is the smartest retard you'll ever meet.

I encourage my kids to be the best they can be, but sometimes they pull a Haggerton

haggerton by Wtfyda August 6, 2017

Tim Haggerty 

see Heartthrob

See that stud over there with the six-pack; he's a real Tim Haggerty.

Tim Haggerty by word9 August 21, 2008

Haggerty

Deriving from the phrase "Proud to be a Haggerty" in the Macklemore song "Irish Celebration". An Irishman who is proud of his Irish heritage.

Guy One: Dude, you so Irish.

Guy Two: I know. I'm proud to be a Haggerty.

Haggerty by Dankerman April 3, 2013

hungerton

Thick, slimy, snot filled substance from your throat spit on anything but more specifically and usually a telephone pole.

Bert just blew a hungerton on top of that bottle.

hungerton by Zdenk99 July 29, 2019

Haggerty

A person of Irish decent, a freckled face hustler, usually with red hair and mandatory freckles. The more red hair you have on your hair/body the more of a Haggerty you are. Usually classy, not good at European football due to their fondness to alcohol, but for every skill they lack on the pitch, they have another skill to make up for it on a bar stool

Macklemore is a true Haggerty

Haggerty by The classy stud September 14, 2012

Haggering 

noun.
1. Loud excessive talking usally meaningless and pointless.

I'm still fully functional with your haggering in the background!

Haggering by teho May 13, 2005

hammertong 

To masturbate violently, as if in an attempt to punish your dong.

Why's Paul limping so hard? Did he screw up his hamstring again? Naw, he can't walk straight because he's been up all night hammertonging! He probably blew out his prostate!

hammertong by Ice-D July 17, 2006