hateurbate

Similar to hate-fucking, but involves you and your junk only.

Karyn is a self-loather who has to hateurbate in the morning before she showers and goes to work.

by the hateurbater March 1, 2010

Hateurbate

Masturbating to someone you find attractive, but has unredeeming qualities to you personally.

Hateurbate: I hateurbated so hard to that beautiful idiot Sarah Palin last night.

by Coch0026 May 25, 2014