hatebate
To sexually please one's self while hating the object of pleasure. The inevitable result of Heidi Pratt's appearance in Playboy.
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Hatebate
When you hate yourself but don't want to do anything to change so you masterbate to make the pain go away but hate yourself more after.
Hatebate by Dumpster fire 72 January 3, 2017
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Fortnite Hatebase
The most purely cancerous hatebase ever! They make death threats to you for even mentioning fortnite! They don’t understand that it’s okay that not everyone has to have the same opinion and they are cancer mixed with aids.
Person A: I like fortnite.
Person B: I hope you f—ing die from cancer and aids and then burns in the fiery pits, you motherf—ing a—hole!
Person C: OMG IT’S JUST AN OPINION! CAN YOU JUST DRINK BLEACH AND DIE PERSON B! GOD, I HATE THE FORTNITE HATEBASE!
Person B: I hope you f—ing die from cancer and aids and then burns in the fiery pits, you motherf—ing a—hole!
Person C: OMG IT’S JUST AN OPINION! CAN YOU JUST DRINK BLEACH AND DIE PERSON B! GOD, I HATE THE FORTNITE HATEBASE!
Fortnite Hatebase by Dray’s Dictionary December 31, 2019
haterbate
(v.) to haterbate. To masturbate while feeling either angry, furious, mad, annoyed, etc.masturbate jack off Cleveland steamer rusty trombone Cincinnati bowtie spider manangry dragon
"I was about to blow my load when she forces me pull out, which made me steaming mad, so I had to haterbate and cum all over her chest."
haterbate by mattymills11 December 22, 2008
Hatedate
When you go to an event with someone you have broken up with but you don't want to give up or sell the tickets and you go anyways with the person the person you now hate
I am going on a hatedate tonight with Chad bc I didn't want to give up the tickets to the wine tasting...fufure garden might occur. (Not to be confused with make up sex)
Hatedate by Mikethetattoogod February 21, 2018
hate-bate
hate-bate by NotMyRealNameDerp December 4, 2010
haterbate
To masturbate to a past significant other after you had a nasty break up because you still have great naked pics of them and/or awesome sex memories.
Bro 1: Mayn i jerked it hella hard last night.
Bro 2: Did you go on Redtube bro?
Bro 1: Nah I looked at the nudies Molly had sent me before we split.
Bro 2: Bro you hardcore Haterbated... nice.
bro 1 "high five" bro 2
Bro 2: Did you go on Redtube bro?
Bro 1: Nah I looked at the nudies Molly had sent me before we split.
Bro 2: Bro you hardcore Haterbated... nice.
bro 1 "high five" bro 2
haterbate by scooterchill April 18, 2011
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