Hasteurbating

To hastily Masturbate.

I only had 5 minutes, but I spent 50 Hasteurbating.

by Hasturbatersince05 June 1, 2011

Hashturbating

A term used by members of the drinking/running club called the Hash House Harriers. It occurs when a member of such club is either excessively talking about hashing or tediously planning a hash trail.

Hasher 1: Where is Penis Fly Trap?
Hasher 2: Oh she's upstairs on Bing Maps hasturbating for her next June trail.
Hasher1: Jeebus it's been 2 hours!

Or:

Hasher 1: Dude! Last weeks trail had so much shiggy!! There was a wall of briars, and I swear Taint No Savior was going to need stitches! Then there was this tunnel that went on forever!!! OMG, and the beer check was up this creek and we had to swim-
Hasher2: I got it! I got! I missed a great trail. Quit hashturbating in front of me.

by P3nis Fly Trap April 30, 2015

hamsterbating

the hamster version of masturbation
even though they are actually cleaning themselves, it looks more like they are pleasing themselves

Bruno: Hey man, what in the world is your hamster doing?
Alfie: Oh, don't worry about it, he's just hamsterbating.
Bruno: Gross man, you need to get him a woman!

by Hamster man November 11, 2006

Hosturbating

The act of women cleaning themselves like a cat.

"So, I was just relaxing in the hot tub, and there they were: the entire female yoga class Hosturbating!"

by AgentYang May 15, 2013

Hamsturbating

Think of masturbation. Now think of a cute little hamster fondling himself.

No worries man, he's just hamsturbating.

by KrisJoy August 18, 2010

hamsterbating

a hairy person who masturbates

Rememba when Pat was caught by a security in da bathroom for jacking off?
-His hairy ass, dat man was hamsterbating!

by Tugboats June 13, 2006

hamsterbating

the act of helping a hamster masterbate

"I had to start hamsterbating my pet hamster. He can't do it himself on account of his tiny arms and lack of thumbs."

by reaverandatlas May 5, 2010