Hateurbate

Masturbating to someone you find attractive, but has unredeeming qualities to you personally.
Hateurbate: I hateurbated so hard to that beautiful idiot Sarah Palin last night.
by Coch0026 May 26, 2014
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hateurbate

Similar to hate-fucking, but involves you and your junk only.
Karyn is a self-loather who has to hateurbate in the morning before she showers and goes to work.
by the hateurbater March 01, 2010
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