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Hateurbate
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Masturbating
to someone you find
attractive
, but has unredeeming qualities to you
personally
.
Hateurbate: I hateurbated so hard to that
beautiful idiot
Sarah Palin
last night
.
by
Coch0026
May 25, 2014
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hateurbate
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Similar
to hate-fucking, but involves you and your
junk
only.
Karyn
is a self-loather who has to hateurbate in the
morning before
she showers and goes to
work
.
by
the hateurbater
March 1, 2010
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