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-a failure
by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016
Get the taint fluffmug. I banged that chick from the Tofu bar.
How was it?
It was good right until the moment I strayjacked, hit her mum in the eyes as she was delivering us some wheatgrass shakes.
How was it?
It was good right until the moment I strayjacked, hit her mum in the eyes as she was delivering us some wheatgrass shakes.
by GozUnlimited July 15, 2016
Get the strayjackedmug. The man saw his ex-girlfriend in the elevator in his apartment building.
He began to remember their relationship in vivid detail, most of it good some of it bad. He recalled the fights, the love making, and one strange incident where a pet cocker spaniel may or may not of been thrown out of a window.
The man decided at that moment that all this bickering and fighting wasn't worth ending a relationship so full of love.
As the man began to open his mouth to utter those three little words with tears filling his eyes he realised something....she never returned his Nando's rewards card!
The man then headed towards the elevator door and produced the most vile flugget. As the woman's face made the ungodly shape of a smacked arrsehole, the man smirked, flipped her off, mentioned she had something in her teeth and began his life without her!
He began to remember their relationship in vivid detail, most of it good some of it bad. He recalled the fights, the love making, and one strange incident where a pet cocker spaniel may or may not of been thrown out of a window.
The man decided at that moment that all this bickering and fighting wasn't worth ending a relationship so full of love.
As the man began to open his mouth to utter those three little words with tears filling his eyes he realised something....she never returned his Nando's rewards card!
The man then headed towards the elevator door and produced the most vile flugget. As the woman's face made the ungodly shape of a smacked arrsehole, the man smirked, flipped her off, mentioned she had something in her teeth and began his life without her!
by GozUnlimited July 20, 2016
Get the Fluggetmug. by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016
Get the shortbread squirtmug. When a person, place or thing leaves you speechless to the point where an emoji is all that can be used.
"Mate did you see the grand canyon?"
"......"
"Well how was it fool?"
"........"
"Mate?"
"😢"
"Emojical eh..."
"......"
"Well how was it fool?"
"........"
"Mate?"
"😢"
"Emojical eh..."
by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016
Get the emojicalmug. (Man walks up to the Macdonald's drive through speaking incoherently)
"I am the macca's mascot! Grimace will come, Birdie! Hamburgler! Happy meal!"
(Man approaches inflatable burger)
"I am Ronald. Ronald McDonald, Mascot of macca's, Double quater pounder, Lord of the fries. Are you the happy meal?
Drive-thru assistant-
"Hey! That brings in the customers, I make the deals. You wanna burger?"
(The man begins to snarl. He talks to the burger again)
"Wait for the sign, and our chicken nuggets will be released.
(Man begins to run away)
"You will perish in hot oil! Soon as I find the Happy meal!"
Drive-thru assistant
"What a McCunt!"
"I am the macca's mascot! Grimace will come, Birdie! Hamburgler! Happy meal!"
(Man approaches inflatable burger)
"I am Ronald. Ronald McDonald, Mascot of macca's, Double quater pounder, Lord of the fries. Are you the happy meal?
Drive-thru assistant-
"Hey! That brings in the customers, I make the deals. You wanna burger?"
(The man begins to snarl. He talks to the burger again)
"Wait for the sign, and our chicken nuggets will be released.
(Man begins to run away)
"You will perish in hot oil! Soon as I find the Happy meal!"
Drive-thru assistant
"What a McCunt!"
by GozUnlimited July 20, 2016
Get the McCuntmug. when a man tries to hide his premature ejaculation by continued penetration with an improvised phallus
Banged that chick from the organic coffee house last night-
Sweet how did it go?
I fuckin pre-jacked
You cunt! Did you make like a banana and split?
Fuck no, didnt want her to know so i did the ol junkyard jangle finished her off with one of me work boots, she couldnt tell the difference.
Sweet how did it go?
I fuckin pre-jacked
You cunt! Did you make like a banana and split?
Fuck no, didnt want her to know so i did the ol junkyard jangle finished her off with one of me work boots, she couldnt tell the difference.
by GozUnlimited July 20, 2016
Get the junkyard janglemug.