GozUnlimited's definitions

taint fluff

-a failure

I don't want you marrying that taint fluff!
But dad, I love him....we bought a couch together.

by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016

emojical

When a person, place or thing leaves you speechless to the point where an emoji is all that can be used.

"Mate did you see the grand canyon?"
"......"
"Well how was it fool?"
"........"
"Mate?"
"😢"
"Emojical eh..."

by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016

kadoonka

The sound a turd makes when it hits the water. Usually followed by the splash back of water into the anus.

Naval officer 1 : "I think North Korea just tested another long range ballistic missile!"
Naval officer 2 : "Nah that was just Freddy dropping a kadoonka off the port bow."

by GozUnlimited July 3, 2016

shortbread squirt

the uncontrolled expulsion of crummy faeces during extreme bouts of laughter.

Catch SNL last night?

F yeah, laughed so hard i did a shortbread squirt.

by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016

sneaky apple

When a male inserts his adam's apple into a females anus and/or vagina.

"That bitch was eyeing my neck something fierce! I knew damn well she wanted a sneaky apple!"

by GozUnlimited July 3, 2016

hasturbate

to masturbate while under the hallucinogenic effect of opioids

Dude 1: that new VR porn is so realistic! It took me to all kinds of places besides the bedroom.
I remember surfing the pacific, wrestling some hobos, going down on Danny Devito and punching a puma!
Dude 2: umm I was using the VR headset last night....
Dude 1: Oh...I may have just done a whole heap of heroin instead
Dude 2: .....
Danny Devito: next time you hasturbate fella leave me out of it!
Dude 2: bet he didn't complain last night! (high fives dude 1)

by GozUnlimited July 27, 2016

strayjacked

when a males ejaculate fails to hit its intended target

I banged that chick from the Tofu bar.

How was it?

It was good right until the moment I strayjacked, hit her mum in the eyes as she was delivering us some wheatgrass shakes.

by GozUnlimited July 15, 2016