junkyard jangle

when a man tries to hide his premature ejaculation by continued penetration with an improvised phallus

Banged that chick from the organic coffee house last night-

Sweet how did it go?

I fuckin pre-jacked

You cunt! Did you make like a banana and split?

Fuck no, didnt want her to know so i did the ol junkyard jangle finished her off with one of me work boots, she couldnt tell the difference.

by GozUnlimited July 20, 2016

sneaky apple

When a male inserts his adam's apple into a females anus and/or vagina.

"That bitch was eyeing my neck something fierce! I knew damn well she wanted a sneaky apple!"

by GozUnlimited March 30, 2016

kadoonka

The sound a turd makes when it hits the water. Usually followed by the splash back of water into the anus.

Naval officer 1 : "I think North Korea just tested another long range ballistic missile!"
Naval officer 2 : "Nah that was just Freddy dropping a kadoonka off the port bow."

by GozUnlimited March 30, 2016

shortbread squirt

the uncontrolled expulsion of crummy faeces during extreme bouts of laughter.

Catch SNL last night?

F yeah, laughed so hard i did a shortbread squirt.

by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016

Troyberculosis

An emotional disease, that mainly affects the heart. When you are sighted by a wild Troy, you will be instantly randy and willing to get filled with his hot beast. No known cure has been discovered, there is however, a remedy; If you fondle Troy's sack aggressively, squeeze both his nipples thrice and softly whisper your darkest fear to him, he will retreat

Dude 1: My wife has a serious case of Troyberculosis...
Dude 2: How can you tell?
Dude 1: Our child looks exactly like Troy! The missus didn't stand a chance.
Dude 2: Mate... Troyberculosis only affects males. I think your wife may of just fucked Troy...
Dude 1: Shiiit

by GozUnlimited April 03, 2020

taint fluff

-a failure

I don't want you marrying that taint fluff!
But dad, I love him....we bought a couch together.

by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016

hasturbate

to masturbate while under the hallucinogenic effect of opioids

Dude 1: that new VR porn is so realistic! It took me to all kinds of places besides the bedroom.
I remember surfing the pacific, wrestling some hobos, going down on Danny Devito and punching a puma!
Dude 2: umm I was using the VR headset last night....
Dude 1: Oh...I may have just done a whole heap of heroin instead
Dude 2: .....
Danny Devito: next time you hasturbate fella leave me out of it!
Dude 2: bet he didn't complain last night! (high fives dude 1)

by GozUnlimited July 28, 2016