haterbate

To masturbate to a past significant other after you had a nasty break up because you still have great naked pics of them and/or awesome sex memories.

Bro 1: Mayn i jerked it hella hard last night.

Bro 2: Did you go on Redtube bro?

Bro 1: Nah I looked at the nudies Molly had sent me before we split.

Bro 2: Bro you hardcore Haterbated... nice.

bro 1 "high five" bro 2

by scooterchill April 18, 2011

Haterbation

1) The puritanical act of hating for personal self-pleasure
2) The self-righteous hating of others for personal pleasure, typified by overly judgmental attitudes concerning the actions and activities of others.

Matthew J. Blumpkin was caught in the act of haterbation by his disapproval of gchats during class.

by Indian IT Guy March 15, 2010

haterbate

(v.) to haterbate. To masturbate while feeling either angry, furious, mad, annoyed, etc.masturbate jack off Cleveland steamer rusty trombone Cincinnati bowtie spider manangry dragon

"I was about to blow my load when she forces me pull out, which made me steaming mad, so I had to haterbate and cum all over her chest."

by mattymills11 December 22, 2008

Haterbation

The act of hateful masturbation.

The kid has been been engaged in nightly haterbation since he caught his girlfriend cheating.

by PUNTE September 02, 2010

Haterbate

Stroking from pure hate instead of pleasure.

I only look at pictures of my ex while I haterbate.

by HonestMistake May 31, 2018