hapshs

Ha shut up

Friend- a rate of nothing against nothing would be pretty good
You- hapshs
Friend- fu

by CRAZYIOUS😂 December 17, 2023

Hashslap

When you want to slap people for using hashtags for everything under the sun

#The#Unnecessary#Use#Of#Hashtags#with#Every#Word#makes#me#want#to#HASHSLAP#you

by Rev. Jon April 12, 2013

#hashstitution

the overuse of hashtags in an addictive manner

guy1: #hey #dude #what #up ?

guy2: you know you are actually making your sentences longer when you take part in #hashstitution like that?

guy1: #wateva #yolo

by neoraj3.0 September 26, 2013

hashswag

The delusion that hashtag overuse is appropriate.

Albert just hashswagged his gym picture on Instagram.

by hashswag July 15, 2013

Tzlilim/Tslilim shel Hapshan

A high pitched squirming noise in hebrew produced by individuals who never do anything and are totaly lazy.

Omri: Wanna hear my Tzlilim/Tslilim Shel Hapshan?
Ron: ??
Omri: *Very High Pitched" Ronnnnnnnn

by niggozaurus June 22, 2023

hashslinger

a person who calls themsef a chef but is actually a fry cook at a cheap diner.

Emeril isn't a chef. He is a hashslinger at Denny's.

by Juan Epstein May 28, 2006

Hashspaz

Overusage of hashtags; when a person uses an excessive amount of hashtags in a post on websites like Instagram, Twitter, or (to everyone's horror) Facebook.

Related to: hashtag abuse

Person 1: Just got promoted! #manager #ilovemyjob #promotion #bringinghomethebacon #movingonup #skillstopaythebills #imgoingplaces

Person 2: Hey man, congrats and all, but no need for the hashspaz!

by Detronyx February 28, 2013