hapshs 

Ha shut up

Friend- a rate of nothing against nothing would be pretty good
You- hapshs
Friend- fu

hapshs by CRAZYIOUS😂 December 17, 2023

Hashslap 

When you want to slap people for using hashtags for everything under the sun

#The#Unnecessary#Use#Of#Hashtags#with#Every#Word#makes#me#want#to#HASHSLAP#you

Hashslap by Rev. Jon April 12, 2013

hashswag 

The delusion that hashtag overuse is appropriate.

Albert just hashswagged his gym picture on Instagram.

hashswag by hashswag July 15, 2013

Tzlilim/Tslilim shel Hapshan 

A high pitched squirming noise in hebrew produced by individuals who never do anything and are totaly lazy.

Omri: Wanna hear my Tzlilim/Tslilim Shel Hapshan?
Ron: ??
Omri: *Very High Pitched" Ronnnnnnnn

Tzlilim/Tslilim shel Hapshan by niggozaurus June 22, 2023

hashslinger 

a person who calls themsef a chef but is actually a fry cook at a cheap diner.

Emeril isn't a chef. He is a hashslinger at Denny's.

hashslinger by Juan Epstein May 28, 2006

Hashspaz 

Overusage of hashtags; when a person uses an excessive amount of hashtags in a post on websites like Instagram, Twitter, or (to everyone's horror) Facebook.

Related to: hashtag abuse

Person 1: Just got promoted! #manager #ilovemyjob #promotion #bringinghomethebacon #movingonup #skillstopaythebills #imgoingplaces

Person 2: Hey man, congrats and all, but no need for the hashspaz!

Hashspaz by Detronyx February 28, 2013

Hashslag 

A person who uses excessive amounts of hashtags on their Instagram/Twitter posts. These hashtags include but are not limited to writing each element of a sentence with a hashtag in front of it. Hashslags frequently commit this atrocity to receive as many followers/likes/retweets/loves as possible from other social networkers.

"Pic of me in the toilets of a club with ma friend" #me #in #the #toilets #girl #eyes #boobs #legs #heels #friend #love #club #nightout #nightclub #happy #pink #selfie #yolo #hehehe #.

-you use too many hashtags. #hashslag

Hashslag by H-bomb May 20, 2013