when you try to expel a turd from your large colon by bearing down and pushing like a pregnant woman.
Doctor: If you keep straining while you are pinching a loaf, your colon will eventually exit your sphincter, and you will get a nasty hemmorhoid.
a person who calls themsef a chef but is actually a fry cook at a cheap diner.
Emeril isn't a chef. He is a hashslinger at Denny's.
another name for baloney.
check out Dale, he is eatign a horse cack sandwich. he must be out of money.
Describes an event that has become, or gotten, way out of hand. Over the top. Something extreme.
I went to the doctor for a check-up, and received the full crackatoa instead (digital rectal exam)
when a person who chews tobacco puts a dip in that is so large it looks like Forrest Gump's shrimp partner.
check out that redneck. he's got a kong dip.
another name for flatulance.
3 year old girl: Daddy, i made an e-bubble.
daddy: go stand by your mom.
occurs when you take a big dump. the turd is so long that the counter clockwise motion of the draining water makes the turd spin like a helicopter blade. usually results in leaving horizontal streaks in the bowl.
whoosh!!! check out that helicopter!!!must be doing at least 60 rpm.