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When you are crying tears of joy.
"I am so hapsad Ellen!" Carrie said as she cried tears of happiness for Ellen's safe return.

haphazard sheep 

a sheep that builds anarchy towers with a cottagecore vibe
haphazard sheep and tomatoes are going to take over the world
haphazard sheep by tomatoesaregreat January 20, 2021

Tzlilim/Tslilim shel Hapshan 

A high pitched squirming noise in hebrew produced by individuals who never do anything and are totaly lazy.
Omri: Wanna hear my Tzlilim/Tslilim Shel Hapshan?
Ron: ??
Omri: *Very High Pitched" Ronnnnnnnn
Planing something out as you go, Thinking about the end result and not the plan ahead of time
Jack Sparrow is a haphazard person
haphazard by Thor_Azrail January 21, 2009
A state of mind during which the maximum amount of happiness is achieved to one's saturation point; the stage beyond which greater happiness cannot be achieved.
This hot chocolate is amazing, it makes me hapsat.
I was so hapsat after seeing Justin!
Hapsat by mjisbae January 1, 2018
To do something without order or planning, or to seem random. Easily remembered because it sounds and is basically the same as half-assed.
His room seemed haphazard with the clothes scattered everywhere.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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