handboy

A guy who is spending his time for watching porno movies and doing some "action" with his right(or left) hand, instead of hanging out with girls.

-John is a fucking handboy, when I walk down a street at night sometimes I hear strange sounds in his room. I don't know why is he ignoring that Cindy, that's a good chance to knock off that evening work.

by b-f-e_ May 25, 2008

Hardboy

The opposite of a Softboy but also different from a fuckboy. The Hardboy doesn't appeal to her emotions or gives mixed signals/sleeps around with different women. Instead, The Hardboy is much more straight forward, he guns for only one girl at a time but actually cares about her and may even commit to a relationship. Everything about him is Hard from playing hard to get, Hard Looks, hard swearing, to always having a hard on for you, he is the epitome of Hard. The only downfall is that he may constantly have a boner because he likes your butt too much, and make walking around with him difficult since he has to hide his hard on all the time.

Alyssa: "Ugh do Hardboys even exist? I honestly have no idea if they're even out there."
Debbie: "Yeah I agree, but basically you combine the looks of Chris Hemsworth's "Thor" with the attitude/speaking pattern of Samuel L. Jackson's "Nick Fury" and you get a Hardboy.

by ozzy0110 March 11, 2019

The Official Preppy Handbook

A book written by Lisa Birnbach in 1980 as a tongue-in-cheek guide to preppies. Currently out of print, it details the preppy lifestyle "from toddler to Alumni Fund Raiser". It contains "the look, the pose, the proper accessories. What to wear at What Age. Lilly, Lacoste, and L.L. Bean." Anyone who believes that preppies are those who wear American Eagle, Abercrombie and Fitch, Hollister, and the like should consult this book to understand what a prep really is. And this book isn't dated considering preppies are classic and do not change their lifestyle as times go on. A highly reliable guide to preps.

"The Official Preppy Handbook" is the guide to becoming a true prep.

by J. Su September 10, 2008

handboobs

The seductive pose assumed by a woman who would otherwise be topless except for covering her breasts with her hands. Often used as a 'substitute' for swimwear or lingerie or in photos of topless models without too great a risk of being censored.

Can also be applied to men with manboobs who assume the same position.

Adult magazine covers with handboobs are a real tease.

by MatthiasFW April 11, 2007

Gentlemen's Handbook

A collection of sexually stimulating items that are used, and often needed, to arouse to enable one to Fap aka jack off. The Gentleman's Handbook applies to all collections of arousing materials including collections of fap material or thoughts and visual images located in one's spank bank.

Finding himself alone and his room mates gone, Roger opened up his Gentlemen's Handbook and riotously viewed his collection of porn and envision the MILF next door as he vigorously fapped himself until his balls were dry, gak towel was soaked and he no longer suffered from an engorged, Leaded Pencil

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2015

The Peter Pan Handbook

a pamphlet containing information about various things including closet monkeys, Horatio Sanchez, and when not to eat bananas

"Where did you hear that from?"

"I found it in The Peter Pan Handbook."

by Sin-dee January 11, 2009

Handbook

A public group of friends on Facebook that give each other a hand from time to time.

I met my girlfriend on Handbook.

by pubesforpetrolem June 19, 2010