pubesforpetrolem's definitions

Niggdigenous

In the late 1800s the Seminole Indian Tribe in Florida secretly took in escaped slaves. These freed negro slaves naturally banged several Seminole women. They am referred to it as "Hitting the Sqabutt." Their children are said to be Nigdigenous to Florida.

Hung Like Horse is Niggdigenous to Florida.

by pubesforpetrolem August 2, 2011

Rebastard

refers to any offsping or offspring offspring of Sarah Palin; This term was introduced after the Palin children became newsworthy in late 2009 when it was deemed both offensive and redundant to call Palin's bastard children retarded.

Track and Bristol went up a hill. Nine months later their rebastard, Tripp, was born.

by pubesforpetrolem August 1, 2011

Handbook

A public group of friends on Facebook that give each other a hand from time to time.

I met my girlfriend on Handbook.

by pubesforpetrolem June 19, 2010

The Flaming Verizon Sanchez

Map of an oil spill that looks like a big beard of shit. It’s located in the Gulf of Mexico, it’s the most expensive, it was given by those fags from England, the world is stuck with it for the next two fucking years, it’s fucking friends and family, and no matter what is said on TV or read on The Internet, its coverage is still shit.

British Petroleum gave America The Flaming Verizon Sanchez because England was tired of United States Citizens making fun of them because no one over there gives a fuck that England’s universal health care system doesn’t cover dental.

by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010

Lady BagBag

When a pre-op transsexual pop star touches you with its nut sack.

Lying naked with Lady GaGa is risky for one could easily end up being the recipient of The Lady BagBag.

by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010

Bunk Dumping

When the guy on the top bunk is too lazy to go take a shit and just tosses it on the guy in the bottom bed.

Brennan accussed Dale of bunk dumping.

by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010

Pubes for Petroleum

A non-profit organization that encourages others to shave their pubic hair and give it to BP or Kevin Costner to help with the Flaming Verizon Sanchez clean-up.

On June 10, 2010 Robin Williams donated 14 bushells of hair to Pubes for Petroleum by shaving his balls.

by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010