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The Dirty Valdez

When Big Oil ass rapes an entire region then smears the toxic remains over several hundred miles creating a mustache or Dirty Valdez.
In 1989 Exxon gave Alaska The Dirty Valdez because a future governor would not abort her love child.
by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010
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Clarice

When a hot chick walks in front of your jail cell, and you get her attention as you through your warm man goo in her face.
After visiting Hannibal, the hot FBI agent was surpised when an aroused convict Clariced her.
by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010
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Lady Geico

When a hot hooker gives you a 15% discount only to later find out later that she has a nut sack.
That bitch seemed like a good deal until she pulled the Lady Geico on me.
by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010
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The Verizon Sanchez

A combination of wide shitty coverage and a Dirty Sanchez. Unlike his midget cousin (The Dirty Valdez, aka Big Oil Shit Mustache), The Verizon Sanchez more resembles a big oil shit BEARD, and normally occurs in the Gulf of Mexico.
In the spring of 2010 British Petroleum gave The United States The Verizon Sanchez because they kept making fun of England for still having a queen.
by pubesforpetrolem June 16, 2010
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The Flaming Verizon Sanchez

Map of an oil spill that looks like a big beard of shit. It’s located in the Gulf of Mexico, it’s the most expensive, it was given by those fags from England, the world is stuck with it for the next two fucking years, it’s fucking friends and family, and no matter what is said on TV or read on The Internet, its coverage is still shit.
British Petroleum gave America The Flaming Verizon Sanchez because England was tired of United States Citizens making fun of them because no one over there gives a fuck that England’s universal health care system doesn’t cover dental.
by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010
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Lady BagBag

When a pre-op transsexual pop star touches you with its nut sack.
Lying naked with Lady GaGa is risky for one could easily end up being the recipient of The Lady BagBag.
by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010
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Bunk Dumping

When the guy on the top bunk is too lazy to go take a shit and just tosses it on the guy in the bottom bed.
Brennan accussed Dale of bunk dumping.
by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010
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