Lady Geico

When a hot hooker gives you a 15% discount only to later find out later that she has a nut sack.
That bitch seemed like a good deal until she pulled the Lady Geico on me.
by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010
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The Flaming Verizon Sanchez

Map of an oil spill that looks like a big beard of shit. It’s located in the Gulf of Mexico, it’s the most expensive, it was given by those fags from England, the world is stuck with it for the next two fucking years, it’s fucking friends and family, and no matter what is said on TV or read on The Internet, its coverage is still shit.
British Petroleum gave America The Flaming Verizon Sanchez because England was tired of United States Citizens making fun of them because no one over there gives a fuck that England’s universal health care system doesn’t cover dental.
by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010
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Niggdigenous

In the late 1800s the Seminole Indian Tribe in Florida secretly took in escaped slaves. These freed negro slaves naturally banged several Seminole women. They am referred to it as "Hitting the Sqabutt." Their children are said to be Nigdigenous to Florida.
Hung Like Horse is Niggdigenous to Florida.
by pubesforpetrolem August 02, 2011
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Rebastard

refers to any offsping or offspring offspring of Sarah Palin; This term was introduced after the Palin children became newsworthy in late 2009 when it was deemed both offensive and redundant to call Palin's bastard children retarded.
Track and Bristol went up a hill. Nine months later their rebastard, Tripp, was born.
by pubesforpetrolem August 01, 2011
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The Verizon Sanchez

A combination of wide shitty coverage and a Dirty Sanchez. Unlike his midget cousin (The Dirty Valdez, aka Big Oil Shit Mustache), The Verizon Sanchez more resembles a big oil shit BEARD, and normally occurs in the Gulf of Mexico.
In the spring of 2010 British Petroleum gave The United States The Verizon Sanchez because they kept making fun of England for still having a queen.
by pubesforpetrolem June 16, 2010
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Pubes for Petroleum

A non-profit organization that encourages others to shave their pubic hair and give it to BP or Kevin Costner to help with the Flaming Verizon Sanchez clean-up.
On June 10, 2010 Robin Williams donated 14 bushells of hair to Pubes for Petroleum by shaving his balls.
by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010
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Dirty Dobach

The act of a 40ish year old man being forced to eat white dog shit by a group of pre-pubescent teens.
The kids gave Dale a Dirty Dobach.
by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010
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