12 definitions by pubesforpetrolem

Clarice

When a hot chick walks in front of your jail cell, and you get her attention as you through your warm man goo in her face.

After visiting Hannibal, the hot FBI agent was surpised when an aroused convict Clariced her.

by pubesforpetrolem June 13, 2010

Rebastard

refers to any offsping or offspring offspring of Sarah Palin; This term was introduced after the Palin children became newsworthy in late 2009 when it was deemed both offensive and redundant to call Palin's bastard children retarded.

Track and Bristol went up a hill. Nine months later their rebastard, Tripp, was born.

by pubesforpetrolem August 1, 2011

Niggdigenous

In the late 1800s the Seminole Indian Tribe in Florida secretly took in escaped slaves. These freed negro slaves naturally banged several Seminole women. They am referred to it as "Hitting the Sqabutt." Their children are said to be Nigdigenous to Florida.

Hung Like Horse is Niggdigenous to Florida.

by pubesforpetrolem August 2, 2011

Pubes for Petroleum

A non-profit organization that encourages others to shave their pubic hair and give it to BP or Kevin Costner to help with the Flaming Verizon Sanchez clean-up.

On June 10, 2010 Robin Williams donated 14 bushells of hair to Pubes for Petroleum by shaving his balls.

by pubesforpetrolem June 16, 2010

Handbook

A public group of friends on Facebook that give each other a hand from time to time.

I met my girlfriend on Handbook.

by pubesforpetrolem June 18, 2010

Lady BagBag

When a pre-op transsexual pop star touches you with its nut sack.

Lying naked with Lady GaGa is risky for one could easily end up being the recipient of The Lady BagBag.

by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010

Lady Geico

When a hot hooker gives you a 15% discount only to later find out later that she has a nut sack.

That bitch seemed like a good deal until she pulled the Lady Geico on me.

by pubesforpetrolem June 13, 2010