Handbay 

A verbal and written, often as graffiti on walls, exclamation of, “I wish we could play handball here.”

As in: What a great blank wall! Handbay!!

What a great blank wall. Handbay!!

Handbay by Pike Champion December 13, 2022

European handball 

A euphemism for fisting, the act of inserting an entire hand into a bodily orifice of a consenting adult partner. Can be used as either a noun to refer to the act, or as a verb. Derived from the shape a hand resembles when making a fist, i.e. a ball, and a used as a double entendre for the sport of the same name. Alternatively just handball in Europe.

As a noun: "Did Graeme tell you about how some girl asked him to give her the European handball last night?"
As a verb: "No! So did he end up European handballing her?"
Alternative: "Vee just call it 'handballing' in Europe"

European handball by drunkram July 22, 2015

hillbilly handball 

Wiffle ball without the bat. Usually played by poor kids in the street or kids who lost their bat, but still want to play.

Marcus brought over a ball, but no bat. We can still play hillbilly handball until it get dark though.

hillbilly handball by Jazzual July 24, 2012

Chicken Skin Handbag

Another word for a mans Ballsack, Ballgland,Balls due to its resemblance of chicken skin

Chicken Wrangler: "Boss can I got for a quick break its so hot out here and my Chicken Skin Handbag is stuck to the inside of my thigh, If i don't fix it It could permanently graft to my leg!!
Boss: Hell no! Get on with your Chicken Wrangling you lazy fool! You see my Gold plated Chicken Skin Handbag?
Chicken Wrangler:Yes.....Yes i do
Boss: Well you can have one too if you stop whining like a little cunt stump and did some more Wrangling
Worker: *sigh* ok

Chicken Skin Handbag by Spuntricky April 13, 2015

bachelor's handbag 

A supermarket bought rotisserie chicken in a handy plastic carry bag. Popular with the single man attempting to cook for extended family

Steve knew his niece and nephew loved a home cooked meal, so he picked up a bachelor's handbag and a tub of pasta salad

bachelor's handbag by NzChippy October 17, 2021

turkey skin handbag 

refers to a mans testicles :)

' terry, your turkey skin handbag is on show dear'

turkey skin handbag by poodgio January 13, 2014

handbasket 

most preferred method of transportation when going to hell.

none is necessary, mister dumb-dumb.

handbasket by oddkin May 5, 2005