handboobs 

The seductive pose assumed by a woman who would otherwise be topless except for covering her breasts with her hands. Often used as a 'substitute' for swimwear or lingerie or in photos of topless models without too great a risk of being censored.

Can also be applied to men with manboobs who assume the same position.

Adult magazine covers with handboobs are a real tease.

handboobs by MatthiasFW April 11, 2007

Steve Handjobs 

Famous member of Trash Taste Podcast. Winner of the Trash Tastes best nickname award.

I'm Steve Handjobs

Steve Handjobs by Adrilian June 2, 2021

The Official Preppy Handbook 

A book written by Lisa Birnbach in 1980 as a tongue-in-cheek guide to preppies. Currently out of print, it details the preppy lifestyle "from toddler to Alumni Fund Raiser". It contains "the look, the pose, the proper accessories. What to wear at What Age. Lilly, Lacoste, and L.L. Bean." Anyone who believes that preppies are those who wear American Eagle, Abercrombie and Fitch, Hollister, and the like should consult this book to understand what a prep really is. And this book isn't dated considering preppies are classic and do not change their lifestyle as times go on. A highly reliable guide to preps.

"The Official Preppy Handbook" is the guide to becoming a true prep.

The Official Preppy Handbook by J. Su September 10, 2008

double handjobs 

where two girls give you a handjob at the same time

i was standin in the living room watching a tv show when sara and mara tag teamed my dick with their vagina ticklers and gave me a couple double handjobs.

double handjobs by gootch February 22, 2007

Gentlemen's Handbook 

A collection of sexually stimulating items that are used, and often needed, to arouse to enable one to Fap aka jack off. The Gentleman's Handbook applies to all collections of arousing materials including collections of fap material or thoughts and visual images located in one's spank bank.

Finding himself alone and his room mates gone, Roger opened up his Gentlemen's Handbook and riotously viewed his collection of porn and envision the MILF next door as he vigorously fapped himself until his balls were dry, gak towel was soaked and he no longer suffered from an engorged, Leaded Pencil

Gentlemen's Handbook by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2015

hindoobs 

The breasts ("boobs") of a Hindu woman.

By Ganesha, she has an impressive pair of hindoobs!

hindoobs by OsirusR July 22, 2009

Hotdogs & Handjobs 

A future chain of restaraunts in which you will be able to purchase a meal, and receive a handjob from a willing employee.

*H&H will not be held responsible for any STDs aquired while on the premesis.

At Hotdogs & Handjobs, there is NEVER an unsatisfied customer.

Hotdogs & Handjobs by thejesssays October 15, 2008