Handbomber

Refers to a girl who will stop at nothing to get pregnant... derived from the act of said girl "handbombing" a load of semen into herself, despite where the man intended to deposit it.

"Fuck handbombers, carefully"
"Dude, you don't wanna date that chick, she's a handbomber!"
"What? She stopped taking birth control? Man you're banging a hand bomber!"

by uhhhhh_me August 25, 2012

Handjobbery

General nonsense, tomfoolery or foolishness. May have a negative connotation when used in regards to foolishness of others that you are not a part of. Can also used to describe a waste of time.

I am tired of all the handjobbery around this place!

by kmoiscool February 17, 2009

mexican handbomb

when you crap youre pants, roll it up in a ball then throw it at someone.

me: That bitch michelle threw a mexican handbomb at jaime yesterday.

my friend: what the fuck she is fucked in the head

by (sic) maggot 666 October 25, 2006

Handsomer

Telling someone they are more handsome than someone they think are not!

" you are more handsomer than LA Reid baby"

by angelkisses123 October 13, 2011

Handjobbery

When a man is accosted on the street by one or more women who proceed to grab his junk while stealing his wallet or other valuables.

Dad can you send me a couple hundred dollars, I was the victim of a brutal handjobbery in Costa Rica.

by sandman913 September 28, 2013

handsomer

somebody so handsome, very handsome, more handsome than

This man is handsomer than you

by mikeguel December 18, 2005

Handjober

A person who is really good at making a black person bust a nut

JR’s girlfriend is a good handjober .

by Handjober101 October 31, 2020