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hamtar by heward st.paul December 27, 2008
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Hatari
The ward-winning anti-capitalist BDSM-inspired icelandic performance art group HATARI that performed at Eurovision Song Contest in 2019.
Hatari plans to dismantle capitalism from inside if possible, to expose the relentless scam of everyday life, and to draw aside the veil of irony and ambiguity in art.
Hatari plans to dismantle capitalism from inside if possible, to expose the relentless scam of everyday life, and to draw aside the veil of irony and ambiguity in art.
Hatari by raspberry_smash May 29, 2019
HAMPARTE
If one or several objects manufactured in series, which are found for sale in the common market and are being presented as art pieces, these are Hamparte.
If the piece consists in the selection of an object (objet trouvé, found art or ready-made), which is magically made up into a piece of art, just because of the fact of being located in an exhibitions place of any kind, then it is Hamparte.
If talent is not required to make a piece as the shown one, if it is full of common places and trite ideas, it is Hamparte.
If the only value held by the piece is fundamentally sustained by a conscientious theoretical/philosophical/ political text, which finds no real reflection on the piece, then it is Hamparte.
The unrealistic and magical attributions of nonexistent values to objects that are being commercialized in the art market with an exorbitant price, it is Hamparte.
An artist never acquires the right of being one. The artist must demonstrate it permanently. Even though the artist has made great art pieces, it doesn’t mean everything this person does is art. Hamparte can be done consciously or unconsciously. If it is done unconsciously then this would be made by a pure Hampartist. If it is done to make evident or denounce what is happening in the market and art world, or just by the pleasure of doing it, then it would be done by a realistic Hampartist. All the pieces which are made under these terms would be Hamparte.
Fundamentally, the art of having no talent is Hamparte.
If the piece consists in the selection of an object (objet trouvé, found art or ready-made), which is magically made up into a piece of art, just because of the fact of being located in an exhibitions place of any kind, then it is Hamparte.
If talent is not required to make a piece as the shown one, if it is full of common places and trite ideas, it is Hamparte.
If the only value held by the piece is fundamentally sustained by a conscientious theoretical/philosophical/ political text, which finds no real reflection on the piece, then it is Hamparte.
The unrealistic and magical attributions of nonexistent values to objects that are being commercialized in the art market with an exorbitant price, it is Hamparte.
An artist never acquires the right of being one. The artist must demonstrate it permanently. Even though the artist has made great art pieces, it doesn’t mean everything this person does is art. Hamparte can be done consciously or unconsciously. If it is done unconsciously then this would be made by a pure Hampartist. If it is done to make evident or denounce what is happening in the market and art world, or just by the pleasure of doing it, then it would be done by a realistic Hampartist. All the pieces which are made under these terms would be Hamparte.
Fundamentally, the art of having no talent is Hamparte.
Hamkari's Logic
When a person tries to explain or define something using the most retarded statements as support. The logic used to absolute fucking non-sense and does not make any sense whatsoever, leaving you absolutely fucking frustrated while face palming way deep down. This logic leaves you speechless with no fucking comment, making you wanting to just kys.
Person A: "Oh look at that dude wearing a shirt and jeans, that such a gay thing to do"
Person B: ".....what th?...how th?...why th?....nah, I'm fucking done. That is so Hamkari's logic right there"
Person B: ".....what th?...how th?...why th?....nah, I'm fucking done. That is so Hamkari's logic right there"
Hamkari's Logic by Learth April 11, 2019
Hamtruck
A colloquialism commonly used on the east coast.
Adj. An adjective with a wide application. While usually used to describe things that are awesome to the point of sheer unbelievability, hamtruck is also used to discuss things that are bad in an ironic fashion.
V. Used as a substitute for "fuck".
N. Something disgusting (e.g. A busted chick)
Adj. An adjective with a wide application. While usually used to describe things that are awesome to the point of sheer unbelievability, hamtruck is also used to discuss things that are bad in an ironic fashion.
V. Used as a substitute for "fuck".
N. Something disgusting (e.g. A busted chick)
Adj.: Guy 1: Have you ever seen Pulp Fiction man?
Guy 2: Yeah dude that movie was hamtruck as shit!
V.: Guy 1: Did you ever hear about what happened to that guy who went to New York City to live on the street?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, he got hamtrucked by bum or something.
N.: Guy 1: Damn did you see that girl? I would do things to her that are probably illegal in most states.
Guy 2: Fuck out of here man! She was a total hamtruck
Guy 2: Yeah dude that movie was hamtruck as shit!
V.: Guy 1: Did you ever hear about what happened to that guy who went to New York City to live on the street?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, he got hamtrucked by bum or something.
N.: Guy 1: Damn did you see that girl? I would do things to her that are probably illegal in most states.
Guy 2: Fuck out of here man! She was a total hamtruck
Hamtruck by Bernardino May 30, 2013