Hamtard 

Hamtard is someone who is so hammered from drinking too much alcohol that they are acting retarded.

That hamtard just fell over the barstool.

Hamtard by Milocharlie August 29, 2020

hamtard 

A hamtard is a very annoying individual, i.e. a dumbass. Despite the similarity to both ham and retard, a hamtard is not necessarily fat or developmentally disabled.

God, that last customer was such a hamtard, they ordered five half-decaf soy lattes and didn't tip.

hamtard by vikkanda September 10, 2006

Hastard

A Horny Bastard. In every circle of friends, there is always a hastard. Thinks that all world problems can be solved if the world leaders jack- off more... Spends his whole day in his room doing you know what.... On the surface, he may appear normal, but deep inside his perverted psyche, there lies a sexual fiend. He has the largest collection of porn amongst anyone you know. Also, a hastard is a guy who never gets any real action, but goes solo always.

Where is the hastard?? Oh I can guess! He is probably in his room pleasing himself.

Stop hastarding around. Watching porn in the library! And I thought you could sink no lower!

You hastard! You used up all of my lube!

Hastard by Crastard April 27, 2009

Hamtaro 

An anime aimed at younger children with an adventurous hamster named Hamtaro who is loved by everyone. Hamtaro is the hero of the show. Even though Hamtaro is clever he is also very clueless.

Hamtaro:If I weren't so excited, I'd be confused.

Hamtaro by Brenda Sandoval aka littleribbongirl May 24, 2005

hamtaro 

A hamster in a popular children's series of cartoons. he is the hero of the story.

"Hamtaro! what are we going to do?"

hamtaro by Ham-tar-oh March 16, 2003

Hamtaro 

a Japanese cartoon about a cute hamster with orange and white fur.

Hamtaro looks like my cute little hamster.

Hamtaro by Stacy March 21, 2004

Hamtandongus 

The external vein on your earlobe.

"Good day sir, how is your hamtandongus fairing?"

Hamtandongus by Ricado Shilly Shally January 8, 2017