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Hamtard is someone who is so hammered from drinking too much alcohol that they are acting retarded.
That hamtard just fell over the barstool.
Hamtard by Milocharlie August 29, 2020
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Hamàred 

A classy-ass way to say that you're super drunk, fucked up, wasted, shitfaced, or hammered. It is pronounced heh-mair-d (French pronunciation)
Dude1: holy shit it's only seven o'clock and you're already drunk

Dude2: nah man I'm just a bit Hamàred.

Dude1: oh ok that's cool then. And quite classy, I must say.
An anime aimed at younger children with an adventurous hamster named Hamtaro who is loved by everyone. Hamtaro is the hero of the show. Even though Hamtaro is clever he is also very clueless.
Hamtaro:If I weren't so excited, I'd be confused.
A hamster in a popular children's series of cartoons. he is the hero of the story.
"Hamtaro! what are we going to do?"
hamtaro by Ham-tar-oh March 16, 2003
a Japanese cartoon about a cute hamster with orange and white fur.
Hamtaro looks like my cute little hamster.
Hamtaro by Stacy March 21, 2004
Hamtaro is an anime show about the adventures of a cute hamster named Hamtaro. It's pronounced "ham-tar-oh," depite the default pronunciation. Most people think of it as babyish, but preteens like me can enjoy it! And STOP cussing, people! Little kiddies might be reading!
Jingle: Hey there, Hamtaco.
Hamtaro: It's Hamtaro!