Local, less offensive version of Bastard. English
"You thick barstool"
by Smithsta February 09, 2004
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hangover diarrhea resulting from a hard night's drinking
the bottle of rum i drank last night gave me a raging case of barstool.
by lightonpixels September 13, 2007
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Barstooler : Noun (bar' stool- er)

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1) A person who claims to be a passionate follower of a sports team, even though their active support is confined solely to the TV screen of a public house or bar.
2) A variation on the theme of 'armchair supporter'.
3) Commonly found throughout Ireland, usually associated with certain English and Scottish teams, and almost always in possession of a Sky viewing card.

Barstooling : Verb (bar' stool-een)

1) Partaking in the activity of following your favourite sports team solely from the confines of a pub.
Irish Fan #1: Lets go and watch Bohs vs. Rovers
Irish Fan #2: Naw, no way, I'd rather sit here with a cool beer and be a 'real' fan and watch Manchester United on the telly.
Irish Fan #1: You are such a barstooler
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Barstooling is a verb and involves visiting several bars and sitting directly at the bar for at least one or two cocktails. This is similar to a Pub Crawl, except barstooling usually involves mostly dive bars and can involve fewer people. Barstooling is best started during daylight hours and can progress for as long as one can remain stable on the barstool. Barstooling usually ends when someone falls off the barstool.
K-hot and I went barstooling in the afternoon and we got hammered.
by Nightraider November 05, 2007
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A particularly large, fiberous shit that you fear may approach the standard 24 to 30 inch height (and possibly require a c-section).
I could hear Chad screaming in agony as he constructed a massive barstool in the handicapped stall earlier. It sounded like he was in labor!
by Hattiesturd September 04, 2009
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A woman who is sexually penetrated by 3 men at the same time, that is vaginally, anally, orally.
Kevin was very happy when he pulled a barstool at the snooker club, but less happy when he found she had given him a full house.
by Dunky Oggins November 30, 2003
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