hamkey 

a delicious deli loaf made by wigles meats and deli (half black forest ham, half turkey breast)

this is the most delicious hamkey sandwich i’ve ever had

hamkey by themeatqueen March 20, 2021

Hawkeye Vodka 

The shittiest of all the shitty vodkas proudly drunk by teens, college students and alcoholics of the hawkeye state (Iowa). Hawkeye is well known for its awful taste which leaves your eyes watering and its dangerously low price (A handle can be bought for a mere $10).

"Hey Chad, are we still going to make these pledges drink a whole 750 of Hawkeye Vodka before sunrise? "

Hawkeye Vodka by _Relaxed November 15, 2016

riza hawkeye 

A character from the anime Fullmetal Alchemist. Rank First Lt. in the military. Commonly seem by the side of Roy Mustang. Looks best with her hair down. Hottest girl ever that knows how to use a gun to protect her man (roy)

Lt. Hawkeye is the hottest female character in Fullmetal Alchemist.

riza hawkeye by miss_neko March 30, 2005

Hawkeye Gaming 

Considered to be a MLG-Gaming pro, he is the bomb diggity at Minecraft, and he is a famous youtuber with thousands of subscribers. His specialty in Minecraft is PVP, it was said that he never lost a pvp battle. Usually if he is losing however he just flies away so they can't get him.

Hawkeye Gaming is notorious for not being able to craft an axe. How sad. But his MLG self, people generally don't care about his cons, but look up to his benefits. For example: His unbelievable PVP skills. He's even done a 360 no-scope barrel roll triple flip to take down 6 opponents at once.

Rather than that, he is very, very popular and fans are usually always flocking around him on a daily basis. Many fans are obsessive and would even kill for Hawkeye's signature. Rather than playing Minecraft, he said he plays other games like Day Z and Call of Duty. However there is no actual evidence that he really plays those games, because the only videos he post are Minecraft videos. Other nicknames for Hawkeye Gaming were found to be: Cam, and Poseidon. He has not specified in his videos why he calls himself Hawkeye.

Fan 1: Hey man, did you see Hawkeye Gaming's new video?

fan 2: Hawkeye.... Did you say Hawkeye? HAWKEYE??

fan 1: ....

fan 2: HAAWKEEEEYEE!!!! HAAAAWWKEEEYEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAWKEEEEEYEEE!!!!!!!!

fan 1: *runs*

fan 2: *does lunatic sprint after him*

Hawkeye Gaming by coderred March 10, 2015

Mr. Hankey 

A talking piece of poo that comes out of the toilet during Christmas to give presents to children that eat plenty of fiber. He will only appear to the people that believe in him.

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you
I can make a Mr. Hankey too!

Mr. Hankey by Deathgrind > you October 31, 2007

hankey 

Mr. Hankey,
the "christmass poo" from the cartoon "south park"

Cartman: ah no it's Mr. Hankey again!

hankey by John Brummer January 6, 2004

Hawkeye-ing 

Being a fan of a sport team without any real affiliation or connection to said team.

Fan: WOOO GO HAWKS!

Jim: Why is that fan such a big fan of the Hawks? He didn’t even go to that school. As a matter of fact, he dropped out of community college.

Mark: Meh, he’s hawkeye-ing. You expect garbage to smell, right?

Hawkeye-ing by Penis Alota September 21, 2023