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Hawkeye-ing 

Being a fan of a sport team without any real affiliation or connection to said team.
Fan: WOOO GO HAWKS!

Jim: Why is that fan such a big fan of the Hawks? He didn’t even go to that school. As a matter of fact, he dropped out of community college.

Mark: Meh, he’s hawkeye-ing. You expect garbage to smell, right?
Hawkeye-ing by Penis Alota September 21, 2023
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Hawkeye-ing 

The hypocritical call for action toward a team or entity that one has no affiliation with. Many times, this can refer to the firing or “cleaning house” or an otherwise moderately successful coaching staff.
Jim: Wow, those fans are calling for that coaches head after that beat down.

Mark: Yes, this is classic Hawkeye-ing. They don’t even have a reason to care, but they feign outrage to put up the facade, like they actually have a clue what’s going on.

Jim: Man…..those people must be insufferable personally.
Hawkeye-ing by Penis Alota September 23, 2023

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

scabbage 

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.
Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!
scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010
Word of the Day on August 6, 2026