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A talking piece of poo that comes out of the toilet during Christmas to give presents to children that eat plenty of fiber. He will only appear to the people that believe in him.
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you
I can make a Mr. Hankey too!
by Deathgrind > you October 15, 2007
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Somebody who acts like a complete shithead and absolutely ruins your life
Mr. Tuppet is such a Mr. Hankey !!! He gave us a huge review packet that had nothing useful for the test and now all of us are going to fail
by Not a famous vines March 05, 2019
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Another word for a complete piece of shit, especially one who decides to shit without the use of a toilet and smears it on a wall.
That guy was such a Mr. Hankey
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by Not a famous vines March 05, 2019
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