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The act of playing a prank on someone (either funny or mean) by pissing on their belongings and leaving it for them to find later, wet and cold - or possibly warm.
After a night of drinking, John was angry with Victor and decided to harkey all over his suitcase.
Harkey by FU WADE February 8, 2018
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The word Harkey refers to a Belfast saying that means a daft cunt
Lad you are a Harkey.
Harkey by D dillon July 4, 2026

harkey finn 

An overweight girl that has a fascination with dressing up as Harley Quinn
Girl 1: I want to cosplay as Harley Quinn so bad!!
Me: I think you mean Harkey Finn.
harkey finn by SavageAintPlayGames December 1, 2016

Bryce Harkey 

A man who believes in his own word and does not take any disrespect. He does not believe that hezekiah g is stronger than him. A man who enjoys the common qualities of life and who loves being tuff.
Hezi- watch it Bryce!
Bryce Harkey -nah bruh gotcha!
Canadian term for nice male breasts. Large saggy male boobs caused by weight gain and arrogance.
Damn did you see those Harkees? They are bigger than grapefruits, eh?
Harkees by Slick4557 May 19, 2023

Robbie Harvey 

The act of hiding your intentions in order to profit off of the trauma of women. To manipulate those around you in to telling their stories so you may use them for profit. To speak on behalf of the women you oppress.
I made $20k last month off of the trauma of women by pulling a Robbie Harvey.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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