Haskey 

A person of high self importance found in low level corporate positions, frequently found telling co-workers what to do whilst being clueless themselves. Haskeys are found in most workplaces and are suspected, yet not confirmed, to spend many hours a night masturbating over pictures of themselves

Bill - "Dude, that guy who completely loves himself keeps talking like he's my manager. Doesn't he do the same job as us?"
Sam - "Totally. What a complete Haskey"

Haskey by Sir Alan Sugar April 18, 2008

Haskey 

One gayass bitch, booky trim

Man i hate that man haskey, not poggers

Haskey by deez nutz brukdfdrv November 2, 2020

Hawkeye Vodka 

The shittiest of all the shitty vodkas proudly drunk by teens, college students and alcoholics of the hawkeye state (Iowa). Hawkeye is well known for its awful taste which leaves your eyes watering and its dangerously low price (A handle can be bought for a mere $10).

"Hey Chad, are we still going to make these pledges drink a whole 750 of Hawkeye Vodka before sunrise? "

Hawkeye Vodka by _Relaxed November 15, 2016

riza hawkeye 

A character from the anime Fullmetal Alchemist. Rank First Lt. in the military. Commonly seem by the side of Roy Mustang. Looks best with her hair down. Hottest girl ever that knows how to use a gun to protect her man (roy)

Lt. Hawkeye is the hottest female character in Fullmetal Alchemist.

riza hawkeye by miss_neko March 30, 2005

Heskey Rule 

The age old FIFA/Pro Evo rule that any goal scored by Emile Heskey is equivalent to 6 goals scored by anyone else, except for George Elokobi, who's goals are worth 19.

In the event that both Heskey and Elokobi score in a single match, "blump saturation" occurs and the rule is nullified.

Ben: "What a screamer by Heskey! By means of the Heskey Rule i'm winning 6-1!"

Jordan: "You have forgotten that my goal was scored by Elokobi, therefore the score is 1-1"

Heskey Rule by Nickolobi January 23, 2010

Hawkeye Gaming 

Considered to be a MLG-Gaming pro, he is the bomb diggity at Minecraft, and he is a famous youtuber with thousands of subscribers. His specialty in Minecraft is PVP, it was said that he never lost a pvp battle. Usually if he is losing however he just flies away so they can't get him.

Hawkeye Gaming is notorious for not being able to craft an axe. How sad. But his MLG self, people generally don't care about his cons, but look up to his benefits. For example: His unbelievable PVP skills. He's even done a 360 no-scope barrel roll triple flip to take down 6 opponents at once.

Rather than that, he is very, very popular and fans are usually always flocking around him on a daily basis. Many fans are obsessive and would even kill for Hawkeye's signature. Rather than playing Minecraft, he said he plays other games like Day Z and Call of Duty. However there is no actual evidence that he really plays those games, because the only videos he post are Minecraft videos. Other nicknames for Hawkeye Gaming were found to be: Cam, and Poseidon. He has not specified in his videos why he calls himself Hawkeye.

Fan 1: Hey man, did you see Hawkeye Gaming's new video?

fan 2: Hawkeye.... Did you say Hawkeye? HAWKEYE??

fan 1: ....

fan 2: HAAWKEEEEYEE!!!! HAAAAWWKEEEYEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAWKEEEEEYEEE!!!!!!!!

fan 1: *runs*

fan 2: *does lunatic sprint after him*

Hawkeye Gaming by coderred March 10, 2015

Heskey 

Undoubtabaly the best player in the world, he is exetremely fast, he can shoot, he can head the ball, and if you dont agree with this HE WILL RAPE YOU! He can even score sweaty goals.

Heskey shoots and scores, he celebrates by raping the keeper. He is easily the best player in the world.

Heskey by Heskey is the best September 9, 2012