Habet! 

Originally a Latin expression used when someone has been defeated. Nowadays it is synonymous to "touché" or "you got me on that".

A: You´re getting old, man! Your hair is grey!
B: At least I´m not bald like you...
A: Habet!

Habet! by Julka November 6, 2010

Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles

A 'yo mama' joke in Latin that means Yo mama is so fat, when she is in town, Rome has 8 hills. This is funny because there are 7 hills in Rome.

Roman1: Mater tua lupa est (Your mother is a whore)
Roman2: Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles
Roman crowd: Ooooh!

Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles by Lynny64 July 15, 2011

Habemus Papam 

Latin for: "We have a Pope."

Some scholars maintain that the term is an abbreviation of the phrase "Habemus Papam'n'lockem" which, in the original Latin, meant: "We have a Pope...who knows how to boogie."

After only four sessions at conclave, the college of Cardinals could proudly proclaim, "Habemus Papam!"

Habemus Papam by The Ghief 3 March 16, 2013

force of habit

When you do something involuntarily, without thinking, because you are so used to doing it.

After seeing a picture of Scarlet Johansen, my hand reached for my zipper out of force of habit.

force of habit by Bigbuffandnasty October 20, 2015

habitual line stepper 

One who constantly steps over "the line" whatever that line may be. This has the effect of forcing you as an observer to set him or her straight with physical force or the threat of physical force.

(from Chappelle's Show: Charlie Murphy True Hollywood Story)

RICK JAMES "Charlie Murphy!!! (punch to the head, leaving a mark)

Then Charlie Murphy proceeds to kick Rick James' ass because he's gotta check that shit so it don't happen again, forcing him to stop being a habitual line stepper.

habitual line stepper by Christophe Graham April 28, 2006

Habeas Corpus 

The right of habeas corpus is the constitutionally bestowed right of a person to present evidence before a court that he or she has been wrongly imprisoned.

The law just can't keep you locked up, execute you, or decide your fate without a determination of whether you've committed a crime or not.

Section 9 of the US constitution states - The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it.

Since September 11th, Habeas Corpus has been suspended and the government has the right to execute enemy combatants without trial. They've also passed law that they can execute American citizens without trial as well if they are considered a threat.

President Bush and Lincoln are the only two presidents to suspend Habeas Corpus and it is still currently suspended under the Obama administration (2010) giving the federal government full rights to assassinate whom ever they deem necessary without accusation or trial.

Habeas Corpus by ImyoHuckleberry April 12, 2010

haberdasher

1. a dealer in notions (mostly British)
2. a dealer in men's clothing and accessories (espeacially hats)

Kramer: Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards...

haberdasher by Timato Five April 3, 2005