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Misspelled have (I’ve done it a few times)

Habe sounds like a name for a baboon and it might very well be one... idk.
Girlfriend(via text): Hey do you habe milk

You(via text): oh nose your drunk.
Habe by JustAnOrdinarySoul September 15, 2019
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Short for 'Hey Babe' when messaging a girl online
Habe! Would you like to go out for dinner and a movie sometime?
Habe by Mcfallen12 June 8, 2021
Noun: A rotund individual who routinely exhibits bouts of explosive diarreah.

Verb: To mooch, especially with respect to other people's money; to go on a bender; to consume alcohol or illicet drugs to the point of near cessation of cardiovascular processes.
Noun: That habe should really eat less, he's grown of late.

Verb: Stop drinking all my booze, you're habing so hard right now.
habe by Moose the deuce 22 September 20, 2016
A word used by people who hate trees
Habe
Habe by Uizlo May 19, 2022

Ich habe deine mamer genusst 

Dieser Satz ist ein anderer Ausdruck dafür, dass man die Mutter eines anderen verführt hat.
Person1: Was hast du gestern gemacht?
Person2: Ich habe deine mamer genusst

Ich habe keine Beine 

A term used to discombobulate the recipient whether or not they type it into google translate.
person1: What is the time
person2: Ich habe keine Beine

person1: huh?
person2: Du musst hat viele Beine und sehr klein Mittbeine
Ich habe keine Beine by ihnen March 1, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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