Julka's definitions

Habet!

Originally a Latin expression used when someone has been defeated. Nowadays it is synonymous to "touché" or "you got me on that".

A: You´re getting old, man! Your hair is grey!
B: At least I´m not bald like you...
A: Habet!

by Julka November 6, 2010

Christianity

The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Christianity killed more people than Nazism.

by Julka June 8, 2010