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An extremely stupid game, consisting of one person farting, then quickly saying 'Safety' before the other person can say 'Doorknob'. If the other person says 'Doorknob' within that small window of time,they can punch the aforementioned person in the arm, without any retaliation, until that person touches a doorknob.
-See also 'Doorknob'
<Poot!> "Doorknob!"
"Ow! Quit hittin' me!"
"You Gotta touch a doorknob!"
"Allright, fine, whatever."
That's a door HANDLE! It has to be a KNOB!" etc...
by Funky T. Garfunkel December 05, 2003
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had β€œcheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: β€œAm I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed β€œI LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
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by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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An exclamation used as a warning immediately following a fart, made by the farter
"Safety! I would keep walking forward, quickly, if I were you."
by Steph November 04, 2003
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Is not a joke. The carrying of weapons (must bring your own) is often encouraged to enhance safety. When pushed to the limit, safety is not guranteed. Due compensation is usually rendered when one returns from an operation that may call safety into question. Undertaking a difficult task (such as time travel) with someone who has only done it once before is not safe, but highly encouraged.
"We're going to hunt sabretooth tigers, and safety is not guranteed. Better bring your own weapons."

"Wanted: Someone to go back in time with me. Safety not guranteed."

"Sean Connery knows nothing of safety, hes only done this once before."
by Ayesee February 09, 2006
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Not guaranteed.
If safetys not guaranteed push it to the limit and remember to bring your own weapon.
by Zalb February 14, 2006
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an extension of safe as a positive response or discription
"I just scored sum bad ass weed"


by BeSpoken February 20, 2008
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Amplified version of 'safe': Safety is a positive adjective which can be applied to any situation or object. London and South East lexicon.
Cornelius: "You picking up for tonight bruv?"
Jermaine: "Yea man we are gona get buzzed."
Cornelius: "Safety."
by crystalisedsugar December 10, 2009
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