A word derived from French that is used most-commonly when someone makes a particularly good point in an arguement and leaves the opponent (the touché sayer) speechless or at a loss for words.
by Adam "Tr0n" March 09, 2005
If one person presents an argument and another delivers a clever or appropriate response, the first person may respond with "touché" as a way of acknowledging a good response.
When I was at the strip club the other night:
Stripper: Someones face got a little close to my ass...
Me: Someones ass got a little close to my face!
Stripper: touché.
Stripper: Someones face got a little close to my ass...
Me: Someones ass got a little close to my face!
Stripper: touché.
by Rocco of Melbourne July 22, 2009
-You should quit now.
-I think I'll take my chances in the tournament.
-Yeah, you will take your chances.
-That's what I just said.
-That's what I'm saying to you.
-Okay, I'm not sure where you're trying to go with this.
-Well, I'm not sure where you're going with this.
-All right...
-Touché.
-I think I'll take my chances in the tournament.
-Yeah, you will take your chances.
-That's what I just said.
-That's what I'm saying to you.
-Okay, I'm not sure where you're trying to go with this.
-Well, I'm not sure where you're going with this.
-All right...
-Touché.
by max June 23, 2004
An all-purpose word which is used among swimmers as a substitute for anything they don't feel like saying.
-I'm in the 400 touché next!
-Touché!
-What heat and touché are you in?
-Touché four, lane six.
-I have to drop seven seconds to get the touché!
-Make sure to touché, and you'll kick some touché.
-Touché!
-What heat and touché are you in?
-Touché four, lane six.
-I have to drop seven seconds to get the touché!
-Make sure to touché, and you'll kick some touché.
by This one random King person March 04, 2008
Other persons better thinking just verbally slapped you. Used sarcastically to indicate that one is unable to argue against another's absurd logic, or a witty point.
Bart: I want to go with you, Dad.
Homer: Don’t you have school?
Bart: Don’t you have work?
Homer: Ah, Touché.
Homer: Don’t you have school?
Bart: Don’t you have work?
Homer: Ah, Touché.
by anailuJ October 04, 2006
French word used in fencing. Commonly used today to recognize the other side's good argument or comeback.
Roughly translates to 'Oh shit, I didn't think of that'
Roughly translates to 'Oh shit, I didn't think of that'
by Teh Samhain February 19, 2010
by Smokey McPatterson May 19, 2005