guckef 

Guckef means “Fucked” but without the naughtiness.

Son: “Mom my new toy is Guckef”

Dad: “honey I’m Guckefed up can you pick me up”

guckef by Abrahdolf Linkler January 25, 2024

James Dale Guckert 

Better known as Jeff Gannon, James Dale Guckert is yet another four flushing shill paid for by the Republican party. Guckert had been in a number of White House press briefings posing as a reporter for Talon News - a propaganda house for the party. He would come up with "questions" that were always deferential and seemed to prop up Bush.

Guckert had also advertised him self as a male prostitute on gay men escort services sites.

This shows even more how dependant Republicans are on propaganda. That's because they cannot do anything right and need propaganda from FOX News, talking heads like Limbaugh, Coulter, and O'Reilly as well as paid shills such as Guckert and Armstrong Williams.

Guckert asked monkey boy questions about soup lines and the other people (read democrats and other Bush opponents) getting a divorce from reality.

His nice friendly business on the side of doing other men was discovered in the subsequent investigation.

James Dale Guckert by jesster79 March 13, 2005

Gucker

A boy and a girl, Grace and Tucker, both athletic and nice. They’ve been best friends since childhood and they still haven’t confessed their feelings to each other.

Omg Gucker!!!!!

Gucker by Lps official shipper March 11, 2022

foofy gucker 

A less vulgar alternative to “Goofy F!!ker”

Gerald is a Foofy Gucker

foofy gucker by BurritoDuck June 7, 2018

Gucker

A person who isn't all too special or is of little importance; a background person.

"Nobody really showed for the party, just a couple guckers."

Gucker by wysiwyg January 10, 2004

gucked 

It means your computer is horny.

Bob: Dude I think my computer has a mind of its own, fatblackchicks.com just opened up
Rob: Nah dude, your computer is just totally gucked

gucked by TotallyGuck February 13, 2009

Guckenspechiel 

A Guckenspchiel (guk-en-spee-she-el) is a noun denoting the fact that something cannot be researched by searching it on a conventional search engine (i.e. Google, Yahoo, Ask.com, etc...)

It is so called because as of 24.03.10, Guckenspchiel does not produce any search results.

-Did you try googling it?

-Yeah man, but it's a total Guckenspechiel.

Guckenspechiel by roseaposie March 25, 2010