Indentured Monkey

An incompitent employee working at the check out line of a store.
"That indentured monkey gave me the wrong change!"
by wysiwyg January 08, 2004
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pants

1. Butt cover (gotta keep that thang shiny!)
2. See spongebob.
3. Eccentric headwear.
4. A crap catching device.
1. My butt feels good in these PANTS!
2. Looks like I'm not wearing PANTS today!
3. These PANTS make a fine hat!
4. Aw, dude! I just crapped my PANTS!
by wysiwyg January 09, 2004
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shitwit

From the makers of shit-for-brains and nitwit comes... SHITWIT!
"f0k u shitwit."
"...get a life, dude."
"no, shitwit."
"whatever, loser."
"SHITWIT!!"
by wysiwyg January 12, 2004
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klingon

...A language full of pwnage that the trekkies are very fond of. I myself am a trekkie. (therefore i pwn j00.)
When you come across a trekkie, interrupt their starbabble immediately with, "Hab SoSlI' Quch!"

Or be cool like me and costantly shout out,"nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e'!?" at random.
by wysiwyg January 08, 2004
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geeks

1. Plural of geek. A highly evolved nerd, whose IQ surpasses yours, no doubt (and most likely mine)

2. That kid you beat up last year (he's so gonna *pwn j00* later on in life)
by wysiwyg January 08, 2004
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badgers

Highly intelligent mammals that have formed a utopia in my sock drawer. Soon I will drop the bomb on them.
badgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgers..mUUushrooOm, MuUshroOom!..badgersbadgersbadgersbadgers
by wysiwyg February 16, 2004
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Gucker

A person who isn't all too special or is of little importance; a background person.
"Nobody really showed for the party, just a couple guckers."
by wysiwyg January 10, 2004
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