wysiwyg's definitions

mathers

an idiot, twat, moron, jerk

your really a mathers aren't you?

by wysiwyg March 25, 2004

so does

My friends and I have started a project. We call it..."So does."

The purpose of this project? Drive everyone in the world insane, take their money, and then rule Earth and maybe Jupiter, if we can conquer it.

Anywho, what you do is this: Put the words, "So does" everywhere. Write it on your teacher's white board every day when she's not looking. Scribble it on your desk. Write it on a piece of paper and leave it somewhere. Write it in yearbooks, on reports, on your website, in your signature, on forums, in journals, on nametags--Everywhere! Go through the garbage and write it on tin cans and cardboard boxes. Carve it into rocks and trees, trace the words into the sand.

I know what you're thinking: This is completely retarded.

Yes, it is.

But so what? Or, more importantly: So does?

So does.

-Freakin 20 characters. Happy?

by wysiwyg August 12, 2004

murph

A naturally occuring wedgie.

SICK! Mr. Davidson just picked a murph!

by wysiwyg May 15, 2004

the pope

Master and Commander of the Pope mobile.

To the bubblecraft!

by wysiwyg February 17, 2004

crotch monster

A hungry midget that lives in your buttcrack. He eats your pants, which causes murphs and wedgies.

Ivan, the crotch monster's eating your shorts.

by wysiwyg May 15, 2004

hot pink guitar

The best kind of guitar.

Robert needs a hot pink guitar.

by wysiwyg August 12, 2004

YEE

(1)Something to yell at people who question your coolness
(2)Something to yell at people fo no reason
(3)A causual greeting in Ranikh
(4)A form of yes

(1)Person: "D00d, u r liek SO unkewl."
You: "YEE!"
(2)Person: "'Scuse me, what time is it?"
You: "YEE!"
(3)"Yee, zuelii du nizii'zho devaaneanse!?" (Hello, will you massage my bunions?)
(4)Person: "Did you just poop or something? The bathroom stinks."
You: "Yee..."

by wysiwyg January 8, 2004