shitwit

From the makers of shit-for-brains and nitwit comes... SHITWIT!

"f0k u shitwit."
"...get a life, dude."
"no, shitwit."
"whatever, loser."
"SHITWIT!!"

by wysiwyg January 12, 2004

mathers

an idiot, twat, moron, jerk

your really a mathers aren't you?

by wysiwyg March 25, 2004

tuesday is coming

Did you bring your coat?

From "Rejected Cartoons" by Don Hertzfeldt.

by wysiwyg August 12, 2004

hot pink guitar

The best kind of guitar.

Robert needs a hot pink guitar.

by wysiwyg August 12, 2004

pants

1. Butt cover (gotta keep that thang shiny!)
2. See spongebob.
3. Eccentric headwear.
4. A crap catching device.

1. My butt feels good in these PANTS!
2. Looks like I'm not wearing PANTS today!
3. These PANTS make a fine hat!
4. Aw, dude! I just crapped my PANTS!

by wysiwyg January 10, 2004

pite quassibly

"Quite possibly" made funny by an annoying crapnut who screwed up while talking.

Pite quassibly the best revenge.

by wysiwyg August 12, 2004

Indentured Monkey

An incompitent employee working at the check out line of a store.

"That indentured monkey gave me the wrong change!"

by wysiwyg January 09, 2004