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A person who isn't all too special or is of little importance; a background person.
"Nobody really showed for the party, just a couple guckers."
Gucker by wysiwyg January 10, 2004

foofy gucker 

A less vulgar alternative to “Goofy F!!ker”
foofy gucker by BurritoDuck June 7, 2018

pooty gucker 

Someone who lames up a gathering repeatedly by talking nonsense that only applies to themselves.
That dude is such a pooty gucker, he won’t shut up about his collection of “who gives a rats ass” for the 5th night in a row.
pooty gucker by SerpyDerp December 8, 2022

James Dale Guckert 

Better known as Jeff Gannon, James Dale Guckert is yet another four flushing shill paid for by the Republican party. Guckert had been in a number of White House press briefings posing as a reporter for Talon News - a propaganda house for the party. He would come up with "questions" that were always deferential and seemed to prop up Bush.

Guckert had also advertised him self as a male prostitute on gay men escort services sites.

This shows even more how dependant Republicans are on propaganda. That's because they cannot do anything right and need propaganda from FOX News, talking heads like Limbaugh, Coulter, and O'Reilly as well as paid shills such as Guckert and Armstrong Williams.
Guckert asked monkey boy questions about soup lines and the other people (read democrats and other Bush opponents) getting a divorce from reality.

His nice friendly business on the side of doing other men was discovered in the subsequent investigation.
James Dale Guckert by jesster79 March 13, 2005

gunkerblasted 

When home boy gets blasted with cum and can't speak.
Me and yo boy got hella freaky behind the gas station, he was gunkerblasted 😈😈
gunkerblasted by Winterq July 6, 2022
Stick you job up your gicker!
I have it to the bird up the gicker last night.
gicker by Anonymous April 11, 2003