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grimjock 

What happens when you have swamp ass and your shorts ride up in your asscrack. It makes your rectal area feel a bit wet and sloppy and makes you want to instinctively wipe your ass. People experiencing grimjock may walk in a strange fashion, due to the disgusting feeling it leaves in one's asshole. Mostly occurs in individuals who follow a sedentary lifestyle and/or are morbidly obese.
Person A: Yo, I got some mad grimjock right now. I feel so fucking gross, I gotta go wipe my ass and take a shower.
Person B: Try losing some weight, you fat fuck.
grimjock by greengrindset December 8, 2020
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Grimlock 

In Transformers, he is the Leader of the Dinobots. He is one of the most powerful Autobots.

There are two distinct interpretations of Grimlock:

In the cartoon series, he is a strong but dumb "comedy" character.

In the comics, and especially in Simon Furman's version of him, he is a born warrior and hardman, who has a very different approach to leadership to Optimus Prime. He believes that Prime's compassion prevents the Autobots from defeating the Decepticons. He looks down on those he considers inferior, but is fearless in battle.
Although arrogant and stubborn, Grimlock is a highly effective leader. He is an anti-hero, a cross between Wolverine and Leonidas.
"Optimus Prime is too soft, if Grimlock were our leader, we could have won this war long ago!"

"Me Grimlock, Badass!"
Grimlock by GaryUK August 4, 2007

Grimlock 

Big ass robot who turns into a bigger fucking g robot dinosaur

Basically a badass, and don't let his intelligence fool you, he has an IQ level of 10 million
Grimlock is smart
Grimlock by TheElite49 October 9, 2019

Grimlock 

1) In Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, a Grimlock is a large and powerful grey-skinned humanoid, looking rather like a grey orc. Grimlocks are primitive, but also vicious and aggressive.

2) In Transformers, Grimlock is the leader of the Dinobots. He transforms into a Tyrannosaurus Rex. A staple character throughout the entire run of the TV series and the comics, Grimlock even went through three different toy versions in Generation 1.
Me Grimlock! Me king! Me kick your butt!
Grimlock by Andy July 22, 2004

grimlock 

From transformers , the leader of the dino bots.


Gets a brain transplant and goes crazy.
Me grimlock mash metal.
grimlock by corey jamison April 11, 2005

Grimlock 

kick ass dinobot from the 80s classic kids TV program Transformers
GRIMLOCK: Me Grimlock not "nice dino". Me bash brains!
Grimlock by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Grimlock 

The act of a grenade bouncing back towards the person who threw it. Grimlock2 is notorious for this act.
Grimlock2 cooked his grenade only to have it bounce off a low ceiling back towards him, to which he exclaimed, "Shit! I grimlocked it!"
Grimlock by ThatsRightCOW June 28, 2009