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grimjock 

What happens when you have swamp ass and your shorts ride up in your asscrack. It makes your rectal area feel a bit wet and sloppy and makes you want to instinctively wipe your ass. People experiencing grimjock may walk in a strange fashion, due to the disgusting feeling it leaves in one's asshole. Mostly occurs in individuals who follow a sedentary lifestyle and/or are morbidly obese.
Person A: Yo, I got some mad grimjock right now. I feel so fucking gross, I gotta go wipe my ass and take a shower.
Person B: Try losing some weight, you fat fuck.
grimjock by greengrindset December 8, 2020
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Grimlock 

In Transformers, he is the Leader of the Dinobots. He is one of the most powerful Autobots.

There are two distinct interpretations of Grimlock:

In the cartoon series, he is a strong but dumb "comedy" character.

In the comics, and especially in Simon Furman's version of him, he is a born warrior and hardman, who has a very different approach to leadership to Optimus Prime. He believes that Prime's compassion prevents the Autobots from defeating the Decepticons. He looks down on those he considers inferior, but is fearless in battle.
Although arrogant and stubborn, Grimlock is a highly effective leader. He is an anti-hero, a cross between Wolverine and Leonidas.
"Optimus Prime is too soft, if Grimlock were our leader, we could have won this war long ago!"

"Me Grimlock, Badass!"
Grimlock by GaryUK August 4, 2007

Grimlock 

Big ass robot who turns into a bigger fucking g robot dinosaur

Basically a badass, and don't let his intelligence fool you, he has an IQ level of 10 million
Grimlock is smart
Grimlock by TheElite49 October 9, 2019

Grimlock 

1) In Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, a Grimlock is a large and powerful grey-skinned humanoid, looking rather like a grey orc. Grimlocks are primitive, but also vicious and aggressive.

2) In Transformers, Grimlock is the leader of the Dinobots. He transforms into a Tyrannosaurus Rex. A staple character throughout the entire run of the TV series and the comics, Grimlock even went through three different toy versions in Generation 1.
Me Grimlock! Me king! Me kick your butt!
Grimlock by Andy July 22, 2004

grimlock 

From transformers , the leader of the dino bots.


Gets a brain transplant and goes crazy.
Me grimlock mash metal.
grimlock by corey jamison April 11, 2005

Grimlock 

kick ass dinobot from the 80s classic kids TV program Transformers
GRIMLOCK: Me Grimlock not "nice dino". Me bash brains!
Grimlock by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Grimlock 

The act of a grenade bouncing back towards the person who threw it. Grimlock2 is notorious for this act.
Grimlock2 cooked his grenade only to have it bounce off a low ceiling back towards him, to which he exclaimed, "Shit! I grimlocked it!"
Grimlock by ThatsRightCOW June 28, 2009
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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