Carnophage's definitions

\/\/

Shorthand for whatever

dude1: so i was right then?
dude2: \/\/

by Carnophage July 18, 2006

Ivan Dobsky

Character from the UK TV series Monkey Dust.
a.k.a. The Meatsafe Murderer

I'm Ivan Dobsky
The Meatsafe Murderer
Only I Never done it
I Only Said I Done It So They'd Take The Jump Cables Off Me Testicles"

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

spig

Means exactly the same as chav.
Local dialect of Derbyshire, UK

dude1: I see the spigs are out again
dude2: what chavs!

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

nob-end

An annoying person, exactly the same as cock-end

dude1: dude2, you're a right nob-end
dude2: yes, I know (whimper)

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

battered

Something which has been deep fried in a mixture of flour and some liquid.

Battered sausage
Battered pizza
Battered Mars bar

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

whinger

Someone who is always complaining

dude1: I'm cold
dude1: I'm hot
dude1: I'm hungry
dude1: I smell
dude2: dude2, shut up whinging bitch

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

put wood in hole

Phrase used to tell someone to shut a door

dude1: It's freezing in here
dude2: put wood in hole, were you raised in a barn or what?

by Carnophage December 15, 2004