greentbird
Slang for a redheaded man who frequents bus station bathrooms for anonymous manlove with complete strangers.
greentbird by shep_shiloh August 21, 2006
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greentard
Someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. Like burning books so they don't need to cut down more trees. Walking across a forest to work so they don't need to use a car, and killing a squirrel's habitat in the process. And buying their anti-car protest placards from Wal-Mart, then drinking a Starbuck's coffee with totally unfair trade coffee shipped in diesel oil tankers 90000 miles to their little town, and then slapped with a made-in-china "fair trade" sticker so they think they're helping the environment.
Sara worked 30 hours at Mcdonald's last week so she could buy an enviro-friendly handbag from Wal-Mart! What a greentard!
greentard by muntumbo mo klick December 9, 2008
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greenbird
Most commonly used at restaurants: codeword for uncooked chicken that is either going bad, or is already decaying. It will often have a greenish tint and smell of dirty socks.
Bill: "We've got a bad case of greenbird in here, Boss."
Boss: "Well, we better sell it quickly then."
Boss: "Well, we better sell it quickly then."
greenbird by Caffeinejunky October 31, 2006
greentard
A person who cares about the environment but uses unscientific methods that don't work and annoys the crap out of true environmentalists.
Greentard
Someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. Like burning books so they don't need to cut down more trees. Walking across a forest to work so they don't need to use a car, and killing a squirrel's habitat in the process. And buying their anti-car protest placards from Wal-Mart, then drinking a Starbuck's coffee with totally unfair trade coffee shipped in diesel oil tankers 90000 miles to their little town, and then slapped with a made-in-china "fair trade" sticker so they think they're helping the environment.
Sara worked 30 hours at Mcdonald's last week so she could buy an enviro-friendly handbag from Wal-Mart! What a greentard!
Greentard by muntumbo mo klick January 2, 2009
GreenBirds
A small cannabis boutique specializing in quality craft marijuana and products. Originally from the NW of the USA later gowing on to become one of the largest marjuinana retailers in the world. Setting a standard for a unique cannabis experience.
GreenBirds by Indo_mrs May 21, 2017
GREENTURD
a greenturd is a human that expects everything, while doing nothing. A greenturd is a person that thinks they need everything just because somebody else does.
GREENTURD by myiamthewrong June 2, 2020