No punches were thrown, only some handbags.

The client changed the deadline to today? Well, it is what it is.

"Oh, put your handbags away".

There goes Lisa with her handbag.

'How did you get on up Byres Rd?'
'Oh she brought her handbag Kieran!'

"Dave is such a hand bag, his girlfriend made him stop drinking."

TM: "...you're like their poster boy."

S: "WHAT? I can't believe you are saying that. In fact in the last two weeks i've taken the initiative to organise peeps I know to get to a private-party-in-a-club called Traffik, and to an upcoming Latin-inspired outdoor dance festival. Most people know which is my favourite venue (and, incidentally, I know which is most other peoples favourite as well because they've told me so, but there's always the odd one out) but that hasn't precluded me from going to loads of other clubs and events in the past just as it won't in the future..."

TM: "oooOOOOOooo! Ok man - don't have a hernia"