GREENTURD 

a greenturd is a human that expects everything, while doing nothing. A greenturd is a person that thinks they need everything just because somebody else does.

Dont be a greenturd Mike. If you work hard to get that it will be more enjoyable

GREENTURD by myiamthewrong June 2, 2020

greencard moment 

When u talk to someone that dont speak english right and u question if they have a greencrd or naw

Harris: i am 16 year old
Me:Are u having a greencard moment?

greencard moment by TK Savage March 1, 2017

greentard 

Someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. Like burning books so they don't need to cut down more trees. Walking across a forest to work so they don't need to use a car, and killing a squirrel's habitat in the process. And buying their anti-car protest placards from Wal-Mart, then drinking a Starbuck's coffee with totally unfair trade coffee shipped in diesel oil tankers 90000 miles to their little town, and then slapped with a made-in-china "fair trade" sticker so they think they're helping the environment.

Sara worked 30 hours at Mcdonald's last week so she could buy an enviro-friendly handbag from Wal-Mart! What a greentard!

greentard by muntumbo mo klick December 9, 2008

Greenford 

A suburb of West London. Basically the middle ground between Southall and Northolt. Passion Jerk Centre is cool though.

There's nothing to do in Greenford you have to either go to Ealing Broadway or Wembley for anything decent

Greenford by rubiconaddict March 25, 2022

Greenhurst 

An EXTREMELY ghetto neighborhood in Summerville, South Carolina. Entering this neighborhood is a risky activity, and should only be performed by the toughest of the tough.

"Have you ever been to greenhurst?"
"No way man, I'm not that crazy."

Greenhurst by Bagged Lunch August 5, 2012

greenbird 

Most commonly used at restaurants: codeword for uncooked chicken that is either going bad, or is already decaying. It will often have a greenish tint and smell of dirty socks.

Bill: "We've got a bad case of greenbird in here, Boss."
Boss: "Well, we better sell it quickly then."

greenbird by Caffeinejunky October 31, 2006

greentard 

A person who cares about the environment but uses unscientific methods that don't work and annoys the crap out of true environmentalists.

Greentards agree that there is scientific consensus on climate change.

greentard by Elmart July 3, 2017