greentard

Someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. Like burning books so they don't need to cut down more trees. Walking across a forest to work so they don't need to use a car, and killing a squirrel's habitat in the process. And buying their anti-car protest placards from Wal-Mart, then drinking a Starbuck's coffee with totally unfair trade coffee shipped in diesel oil tankers 90000 miles to their little town, and then slapped with a made-in-china "fair trade" sticker so they think they're helping the environment.

Sara worked 30 hours at Mcdonald's last week so she could buy an enviro-friendly handbag from Wal-Mart! What a greentard!

by muntumbo mo klick December 9, 2008

greentard

A person who cares about the environment but uses unscientific methods that don't work and annoys the crap out of true environmentalists.

Greentards agree that there is scientific consensus on climate change.

by Elmart July 3, 2017

Greentard

Someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. Like burning books so they don't need to cut down more trees. Walking across a forest to work so they don't need to use a car, and killing a squirrel's habitat in the process. And buying their anti-car protest placards from Wal-Mart, then drinking a Starbuck's coffee with totally unfair trade coffee shipped in diesel oil tankers 90000 miles to their little town, and then slapped with a made-in-china "fair trade" sticker so they think they're helping the environment.

Sara worked 30 hours at Mcdonald's last week so she could buy an enviro-friendly handbag from Wal-Mart! What a greentard!

by muntumbo mo klick January 2, 2009

Going to Greenland

A euphemism for committing suicide. Originates from the podcast "The Dick Show", because Greenland reportedly has the world's highest suicide rate. Can also be phrased as "buying a ticket to Greenland".

"I saw a video online of my fiance sucking cocaine off of a guy's dick at a party, and I'm thinking of going to Greenland."

by maddoxlost July 3, 2018

greencard moment

When u talk to someone that dont speak english right and u question if they have a greencrd or naw

Harris: i am 16 year old
Me:Are u having a greencard moment?

by TK Savage March 1, 2017

Greenland

A very powerful country. Has the ability to make you lose a game of Plague Inc.

My disease is spreading around the wor- fuck no, greenland closed it's port! GRRRRRR

by Gitarja August 26, 2020

greenwalding

Cherry picking content then spinning it out of context in order to defame someone. Named after lawyer/author Glenn Greenwald.

"Richard Nixon was fond of greenwalding his opponents. Goebbels was a master of the greenwalder's art. Sam Harris is often greenwalded." - Richard Dawkins

by donroberto April 11, 2016