greda

Greda is a nickname for the MOST fabulous person ever in the history of the world. 👌

Greda is just so cool, and rad, and definitely very popular, and good at math, and does NOT get bullied at all.

by Thisissomthingpeopledo December 1, 2022

greasefyre

A woman who talks for an extremely long period of time, without pause, to the point of causing unnecessary frustration and nausea. Throwing water on her would only make things worse so the only remedy is to either remove the oxygen or allow herself to burn out.

Man, that greasefyre didn't stop bitching for 3 hours yesterday.

by Biodawg April 18, 2016

Gypsy Grease

The cheapest type of lube, useful in many situations from a squeaky pushbike chain to greasing up a dry hole. Used by many a gypo / pikey...

Just spit in your hand and apply as necessary

Man this chick has a dry pussy...

Just use some gypsy grease...

by Happy Pikey October 3, 2012

queef greased

The materials spewed out (at Light Speed) as a result of a vaginal fart. Although, never subject to a thorough analysis, this material could be quite unpleasant, possibly toxic and aesthetically repugnant (or not). It often renders the spewee confused, shocked, sexually ambivalent or somewhat entertained!

I just couldn't believe it! She was relaxed, feet up to the ceiling when suddenly, she queef greased my pompadour! That's a shiny pompadour dude.

by Tbird January 24, 2007

Grease Burger

When a females vagina resembles that of a medium rare burger and is also drenched in grease.

“Steve fucked a total grease burger last night, he says his dick smells like cabbage now!”

by Joe.mama September 23, 2019

Rusty Grease Monkey

The act of having fellatio performed on you whilst sitting in a chair or laying on a surface in which your ass is hanging off the seat and simultaneously taking a creamy “peanut butter-esque” bowel excretion that can be caught in hand by the performer of fellatio, the feces are then used as grease to finish you off with a hot hand jibber and blow your white goblins all over your navel.

“That chick Stacey has major daddy issues, I bet she would give one hell of a rusty grease monkey.”

by Trebeks_mustache August 2, 2019

Gradarius

A piece of shit AI artificial learning program to help students learn calculus. Fashioned at Stevens Institute of Technology, but apparently outsourced to Russia according to certain professors and students, this 14 million dollar program will let your perform 1000 calculations per second, and they're all wrong.

The note that came attached in the mail with the 14 million dollar check was "teach calculus", and by God, they've done it. With vague instructions to flat out impossible problems, the School of Innovation has done it again, with simple aesthetic flair. Daylight Savings, which wasn't accounted for in apparently any of the code, causes your assignments to be due an hour earlier, and also allows for the accelerated deterioration of your mental state as your professors simply cannot or will not assist you to solve that one MA 124 problem. In many cases, an email explaining that "Gradarius is broken and will not give me full credit" is enough to pass by on problems which you simply didn't understand anyways.

From MA 121 to 124, Gradarius will be the gentle guiding hand which will shove you off the 14th floor of Howe.

Oh yeah, and it costs $20 a semester, because fuck you.

"Oh, did you see ______ wearing that 'Fuck Gradarius' shirt?"
"Yeah, they got it custom. Man, that program is so jank. I wrote 1=2 and it accepted it as 'part of the essential steps toward the solution'".
"Fucking blue check, man".

by Helsinki1674 September 12, 2020