When two individuals are taking a shit in stalls next to each other, both are trying to not make a sound while shitting. Eventually one will give up and wipe their shitless ass and leave, the victor will then proceed to release his mud monkeys.
by Joe.mama September 24, 2019
by Joe.mama September 24, 2019
“Myles is such a bush warrior took down a total jungle last night, but he says some fire ants crawled in his dick.”
by Joe.mama September 24, 2019
A cheddy is an underdeveloped man, who socializes with strangers as if they were his long-lost brother. He will try to fuck your girlfriend while flirting with you. Typically has a hockey or lacrosse background and is usually sporting a haircut associated with those sports. You will find a cheddy in any of your general 100-level, business, finance, or communication courses. His dad is a high-level employee in any fortune 500 company and his mom is the hottest rocket you have ever seen. If you encounter a cheddy he will tell you his favorite music (dubstep), his crippling nicotine addiction, his gambling debt, and his gpa (1.5 and lower).
Wow, Mikey is such a cheddy. He just put a 500 dollar prizepick parley will drinking a natty lite and I think he is trying to fuck my girlfriend.
by Joe.mama March 13, 2025