Shit showdown

When two individuals are taking a shit in stalls next to each other, both are trying to not make a sound while shitting. Eventually one will give up and wipe their shitless ass and leave, the victor will then proceed to release his mud monkeys.
This kid and I had a shit showdown last hour, it went on for 15 minutes and I got an ass cramp.
by Joe.mama September 24, 2019
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Grease Burger

When a females vagina resembles that of a medium rare burger and is also drenched in grease.
“Steve fucked a total grease burger last night, he says his dick smells like cabbage now!”
by Joe.mama September 24, 2019
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Bush warrior

A male or female soldier who dares to enter the pubic region of an individual who has a forest.
“Myles is such a bush warrior took down a total jungle last night, but he says some fire ants crawled in his dick.”
by Joe.mama September 24, 2019
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cheddy

A cheddy is an underdeveloped man, who socializes with strangers as if they were his long-lost brother. He will try to fuck your girlfriend while flirting with you. Typically has a hockey or lacrosse background and is usually sporting a haircut associated with those sports. You will find a cheddy in any of your general 100-level, business, finance, or communication courses. His dad is a high-level employee in any fortune 500 company and his mom is the hottest rocket you have ever seen. If you encounter a cheddy he will tell you his favorite music (dubstep), his crippling nicotine addiction, his gambling debt, and his gpa (1.5 and lower).
Wow, Mikey is such a cheddy. He just put a 500 dollar prizepick parley will drinking a natty lite and I think he is trying to fuck my girlfriend.
by Joe.mama March 13, 2025
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