greased

The state of being completely obliterated by alcohol.

Look at Corey overthere, he is just greased

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

greased

to have played, have been played, or made a mistake. (i.e. "caught a grease" "been greased")

when getting a rejection by a girl in a proposal, you've been greased....or when you find out your girl/man was datin your best friend, you've caught a grease....or when you start slippin and get caught in the act, you've greased...or you spontaneously go to the club thinkin its free and you gotta pay $50 or buy a bottle to get in, you've greased....and many many more circumstances

by Bird827 January 1, 2009

greased

ambushed by a spray of lead count the bullet holes in your head. Verb meaning to be severely injured or killed by a spray of bullets from an automatic weapon. See also GREASE for the origin of the word

I snuck up behind that fucking camper and greased him good with my UMP-45.

by Spanky McSpunk April 15, 2003

greased

To be intoxicated or extremely high off marijuana

Shonda is greased she smoked 5 jays

by creammy_3 December 19, 2003

greased

when someone "farts" a long, nasty, and loud fart; they tend to have a foul smell.

ie. "some lady just greased one while standing beside me...it was loud and everything!"

by ezee-e May 6, 2011

Greased

This is slang that originated with American soldiers during World War II. Many US troops were armed with their fully automatic equivalent of the STEN gun, the M3 submachine gun which, because of its resemblance to the mechanic’s tool was called the ‘grease gun’. With the slightly macabre humour prevalent amongst those who are in combat, enemy troops killed by this weapon were referred to as having been ‘greased’.
It quickly came to mean killed by multiple bullet wounds from any type of machine gun. It was during the Vietnam War, however, that its use expanded and increased quite dramatically until it became used to describe any death in action against the enemy.
There is now some evidence to suggest that the word greased is being used to describe any violent death, even where this is not in combat and when it may even be an accident.

“Tommy got greased yesterday! Fucking great pallet of bricks fell on him at the building site!”

by AKACroatalin October 16, 2016

no grease

a threat in prison that is effective under most circumstances.
It refers to anal rape, and when one says "no grease," or "I'ma hit you with no grease," this means that they do not intend to use any sort of lubrication during the anal rape. One of the scaries things someone can say to you in jail.

"Bitch you better toss my salad before i hit you with no grease!"

by J-ho's pimp August 20, 2006