granbo 

leader of the anti- gwar group, the morality squad . rides a high powered wheelchair equipped with razorblades and a shot gun

granbo wanted to use the cuttle fish to kill gwar

granbo by mrsoup April 3, 2008

Dan Get The Granola 

A meme originating from Panic! At The Disco's week 5 tour recap video, in which Brendon Urie throws a tantrum and someone in the background shouts "Dan, get the granola" requesting the band's drummer Dan Pawlovich to get said granola.

Whilst derived from the video the creation of it as a meme is credited to Instagram user folieakenny.

Brendon: *wailing*
Kenny: Dan get the granola

Dan Get The Granola by InfinityOnJay July 29, 2016

desk granola

All the bits and pieces of food, hair, fingernails, and lint that are found when you turn your computer keyboard over.

"My keyboard quit working. The IT guy said it was full of desk granola."

desk granola by AGRODEO July 12, 2014

Graybola 

An instrument belonging to the bowed string family that resembles the common viola in size and shape. A notable exception is in the setup of the strings. Instead of four tuned steel strings, the graybola features only a single string, untuned, and comprised of a single, long strand of ass-hair. The graybola was made famous by rising folk prodigy, Zachary Addison. The instrument was most notably used in Addison's hit single, "Over the Hill."

Ted: "What is that pure and true instrument I just heard?"
Bill: "That would be the Graybola!"

Graybola by Disgusting Dave Murphy July 13, 2007

Granlord 

Something of very poor quality, especially when related to video.

Dude, we can't go live with this granlord quality feed- people will laugh at us.

Granlord by RSBN June 28, 2017

Granola Girl 

A person (male or female) who enjoys hiking, canoeing and other outdoors-y things. They often can be seen drinking out of a Camelbak, wearing tie-dye, wearing Chacos, and eating trail mix. They're the type of people you see hiking in the mountains of the United States or backpacking across other countries for long periods of time.

My sister is a professional camp counselor. She runs the hiking classes-- she is such a granola girl.

Granola Girl by BRoyce September 2, 2013

Grabowski 

Regional to Chicagoland, references the large ethnic Polish-American population, usually blue collar and first generation born. Not often used as an insult, but usually out of affection and ethnic differentiation, as Chicago is both a large melting pot, as well as home to the largest Polish population outside of Warsaw. A more derogatory term is Pollock.

Most well known stereotype exhibiting a Grabowski is the Saturday Night Live skit, "Da Superfans," which makes fun of the Chicago accent, love of "Da Bears," "Da Coach," "Ditka" and love of Maxwell Street Polish Sausage, all of which a proper Grabowski is known to love.

Possible etymology might reference Jim Grabowski, the star running back who played at Taft High school on the Northwest side of Chicago, then starred as running back at the University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign. He played professionally for the Green Bay Packers and the Chicago Bears in his final season, from 1966-1971. He then went on as a radio color analyst for the Illini, until the 2007 season. It is unlikely he had the accent on radio.

Oh man, last night, I went to this party on the Northwest side, and there were just tons of Grabowskis. Fun times.

Grabowski by MistahMeätface November 21, 2009