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Referring to the worms in the movie Tremors series, The disgusting amount of excess skin the makes a dick look like the creature that stalked Kevin Bacon and crew. Basically an uncircumsized penis coming from parents who could care less about their kid living a normal life.

That graboid looks like a slim jim with the package on. That Graboid looks like an anteater. That Graboid looks like Patrick Stewart trying to poke his head through turleneck sweater. Man my parents must have hated me my dick looks like those Graboids. Gross look at his graboid!

Graboids by Bret Crandall October 29, 2008

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Graboid

an uncircumcised penis

Did you see that thing? It looked like a graboid.

Graboid by UUUUUU April 3, 2009

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Graboid

A helper claw used in trash picking, also can be utilized by elderly or injured people in order to reach or grab things

Richard! I dropped the meth sack,hand me the graboid so I can fetch it!

Graboid by creamcan February 16, 2022

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Graboid

A giant pre Cambrian life form that is a subterranean carnivorous worm that hunts by sound.

If you got Ass-blasters you have Graboids- Burt Gummer

Graboid by Midwestern idiot July 26, 2024

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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