furmones

The scent human pet owners give off that bonds their pets to them.

Cat Mom speaking to her cat: “Pretty boy, why do you love me so much?”

Cat’s thoughts: “It’s your furmones that I love!”

by AGRODEO December 24, 2024

E-gaged

E-gaged. When your date, girlfriend, boyfriend, or significant other continuously ignores you because they won’t put their Electronic device down and be present.

Gal: “What do you think about those plans?”
Guy: “What plans?”
Gal: “If you would put your phone down and not be so E-gaged, you you know what plans!”

by AGRODEO April 25, 2021

respite referral

Referral of a patient to a sub specialty physician to give the primary physician a break. Often these patients have unsolvable problems.

Nurse: “Mr. A is here today and has 13 complaints he wants addressed in your 20 minute appointment.”

Doctor: “Ughh, I am going to place a respite referral to Neurology.”

by AGRODEO April 18, 2021

WINO

WINO-WISCONSIN IN NAME ONLY

An individual who worships at Lambeau field on Sundays, drinks a 12 pack of beer as an eye opener, believes cheese curds are a vegetable, and celebrates a butter sale, BUT they got the COVID-19 vaccine!

Shelly-“Did you hear Jerry got the COVID vaccine?”
Polly-(sitting in a crowed bar in Green Bay, taking a swig of a Leinie) “Yeah, he’s a WINO!”

by AGRODEO May 21, 2021

Paperone

A person who chaperones a PAP smear

Nurse in resident clinic: Any special needs for your patients today?
Doctor C.G. : Yeah, my second patient this afternoon needs a paperone

by AGRODEO August 04, 2022

Casseroled

The accumulation of body fat that occurs after years of eating casseroles, hot dish, and pot lucks.

Guy-"Whoa, I have not seen Lulu for years, she's huge!"

Gal-" Yeah, she has been casseroled!"

by AGRODEO August 21, 2016

desk granola

All the bits and pieces of food, hair, fingernails, and lint that are found when you turn your computer keyboard over.

"My keyboard quit working. The IT guy said it was full of desk granola."

by AGRODEO July 12, 2014