goytard 

A person who is a Goyim(non-jewish), who is also retarded/holds an invalid viewpoint. Term used by Jewish people.

"Oy vey! Did you see that talk show last night?"

"Yea, the guy who runs it is a real Goytard."

goytard by ShitOnMyNuts June 5, 2023

gaytarded 

The state of being so gay that one becomes retarded or vice versa.

That male stripper over there is so gaytarded!

gaytarded by Big Black Joe November 16, 2015

Goyard 

Goyard is a French luggage manufacturer established in 1853 by François Goyard, located on the rue Saint-Honoré in Paris. Goyard will monogram their luggage's canvas with the initials of its customers upon request, and produces special orders and custom pieces, made to order in Carcassonne, France. Goyard has retail stores in Paris, Beverly Hills, Boston, Hong Kong, Kyoto, London, New York, Osaka, San Francisco, São Paulo, Seoul and Tokyo.

"The Goyard so hard. Man, I'm Hugo's boss." - Kanye West

Goyard by Nemo1995 May 10, 2011

godtarded 

Someone who denies the obvious because it conflicts with their faith.

Tina is godtarded. She told me, "Dinosaurs are a trick of the devil because the earth is only 6,000 years old." I think she was home-schooled that way.

godtarded by Anony_mouse_776 December 29, 2008

gotard 

A rejected euphemism for the physically handicapped.

The gotard bought a new, faster wheelchair last year.

gotard by Rokinfreeworld January 1, 2004

gaytarded 

This word can also be used when not even a modicum of political correctness is desired in one's speech. It is an expletive to be held in the bottom of one's bag of tricks and used particularly in emergencies. The professional may garnish with the "F word."

Jill: I hope someday all people will be treated equally and will treat others equally, even those of different races, religions, creeds, colors, shapes and sizes.

Jack: That is the most f*cking gaytarded thing I have ever heard.

gaytarded by T Man August 22, 2005

gaytard 

an insult for someone who is gay and retarded; or it could be for someone who is lame and stupid. also see: gaytarded

see: gay / retarded / retard

gaytard by Heather May 29, 2005