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A gluttonous goyim; an overweight, obese, or insulin-resistant individual who indulges in goyslop ie. fast food, processed sugar, soy and seed oils.
You eat McDonald's everyday you fucking goylard.
goylard by ggg67 December 2, 2025
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Goyard is a French luggage manufacturer established in 1853 by François Goyard, located on the rue Saint-Honoré in Paris. Goyard will monogram their luggage's canvas with the initials of its customers upon request, and produces special orders and custom pieces, made to order in Carcassonne, France. Goyard has retail stores in Paris, Beverly Hills, Boston, Hong Kong, Kyoto, London, New York, Osaka, San Francisco, São Paulo, Seoul and Tokyo.
"The Goyard so hard. Man, I'm Hugo's boss." - Kanye West
Goyard by Nemo1995 May 10, 2011

goylander 

A negative, derogative, abusive, racist, joke, sexist term used to define any aspect of life, although usually used in gaming particularly Counter Strike.
Stop being such a goylander KaZ.

That Fincra, acting up like a g0y again.

Stop goyin and play properly.
goylander by Gwarrrrn July 19, 2009

Lil Goyard 

Famous rapper Lil Goyard also known as the highest in the room 24/7. He is mostly known for his viral song “Heartbroken” featuring drake, Lil Uzi Vert and Juice WRLD. He was also raised and born in the trenches and is a lover for drugs. His famous phrase was “never trust a bitch” till this day it is unknown if Lil Goyard has ever trusted a bitch.
Yo you’ve heard Lil Goyard’s new song “Heartbroken”

- yeah that shit is fire
Lil Goyard by HeadGameWeak February 29, 2020
The old french word for insanity.
person1: Did you hear about john?
person2: Yeah, did you know he was that goulard?
Goulard by katia goulard January 13, 2009
An American christian name but now villified into a classic insult used mainly in southeast England: A derogatory phrase to sum up something that is rubbish or pants.
Chelsea played like real gaylards today.....Don't be a gaylard.
Shall we go to the gaylard Tandoori tonight??
Alt. Gaylardy, lardarse, gaylord.
Gaylard by Neboken ya neyo March 13, 2005
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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