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A gluttonous goyim; an overweight, obese, or insulin-resistant individual who indulges in goyslop ie. fast food, processed sugar, soy and seed oils.
You eat McDonald's everyday you fucking goylard.
goylard by ggg67 December 2, 2025
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Goyard is a French luggage manufacturer established in 1853 by François Goyard, located on the rue Saint-Honoré in Paris. Goyard will monogram their luggage's canvas with the initials of its customers upon request, and produces special orders and custom pieces, made to order in Carcassonne, France. Goyard has retail stores in Paris, Beverly Hills, Boston, Hong Kong, Kyoto, London, New York, Osaka, San Francisco, São Paulo, Seoul and Tokyo.
"The Goyard so hard. Man, I'm Hugo's boss." - Kanye West
Goyard by Nemo1995 May 10, 2011

goylander 

A negative, derogative, abusive, racist, joke, sexist term used to define any aspect of life, although usually used in gaming particularly Counter Strike.
Stop being such a goylander KaZ.

That Fincra, acting up like a g0y again.

Stop goyin and play properly.
goylander by Gwarrrrn July 19, 2009

Lil Goyard 

Famous rapper Lil Goyard also known as the highest in the room 24/7. He is mostly known for his viral song “Heartbroken” featuring drake, Lil Uzi Vert and Juice WRLD. He was also raised and born in the trenches and is a lover for drugs. His famous phrase was “never trust a bitch” till this day it is unknown if Lil Goyard has ever trusted a bitch.
Yo you’ve heard Lil Goyard’s new song “Heartbroken

- yeah that shit is fire
Lil Goyard by HeadGameWeak February 29, 2020
person1: Did you hear about john?
person2: Yeah, did you know he was that goulard?
Goulard by katia goulard January 13, 2009
An American christian name but now villified into a classic insult used mainly in southeast England: A derogatory phrase to sum up something that is rubbish or pants.
Chelsea played like real gaylards today.....Don't be a gaylard.
Shall we go to the gaylard Tandoori tonight??
Alt. Gaylardy, lardarse, gaylord.
Gaylard by Neboken ya neyo March 13, 2005