goatard 

a man who never miss

did you heated abt goatard?
yes he's so seggsy and he pull everyone omg, he rule all the anime tiktok and he never miss

goatard by goatard March 22, 2021

goatard 

a man who never miss

did you heated abt goatard?
yes he's so seggsy and he pull everyone omg, he rule all the anime tiktok and he never miss

goatard by goatard March 22, 2021

godtarded 

Someone who denies the obvious because it conflicts with their faith.

Tina is godtarded. She told me, "Dinosaurs are a trick of the devil because the earth is only 6,000 years old." I think she was home-schooled that way.

godtarded by Anony_mouse_776 December 29, 2008

gotard 

A rejected euphemism for the physically handicapped.

The gotard bought a new, faster wheelchair last year.

gotard by Rokinfreeworld January 1, 2004

gotard 

n. a person with a physical or mental handicap that is somehow very capabale and has a certain joi de vivre.

He will never make it to head grocery bagger, but he sure is a gotard.

gotard by TonyTony June 24, 2005

gatarded 

So retarded that Lady Gaga would be ashamed.

Your mom's so gatarded she thought disco sticks grew on trees

gatarded by LittlemonsteR333 November 7, 2010

gotard 

Alternate spelling: go-tard

An extremely energetic and foolhardy person always looking for attention and adventure by pulling some ridiculous stunt. Usually they will be drunk, but not always. Highly suggestable.

A person who has a lot of "get up and go," but only for retarded, dangerous actions.

You: I don't think you should fight that guy. He's twice your size and has a "Marines" tatoo. And he's talking to a cop, like, right now.
Gotard: I'm doing it! Float like a butterfly, sting...uhh, how does the rest of that go?

You: Don't you need a parachute for this?
Gotard: No, just watch. It'll be awesome.

gotard by J. Lyons April 10, 2006