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Mushrooms

An abosolutely wonderful drug that releases your mind from reality. You realize how much life up to 18 is worthless and predetermined, and realize just how messed up and weird the world we live in really is. It isn't a drug to mix with alcohol, heat, or rollar coasters. Unless taken in high doses, it does not make you see gnomes running about in every direction. Only wavy images of things that already exist and an unparalleled body high.
**people who are depressed or have any disorders like being bipolar or anything related should not take the drug. It will cause some the worse times in your life.**
The effects last anywhere from 5 to 8 hours, depending on how much you eat. While having a bad trip, dairy products should be eaten. It helps mellow down the trip. Taking off shoes and socks and being in natural or fimilar areas away from the public also helps relieve bad tensions.
The effects of the drug is determined person-to-person. If you think you will have a bad time.. you will.. if you think you are having a bad time, you are or soon will. if you think everything is wonderful, you will be the happiest person in the world.
1. I cant believe I have to sit in a classroom being brainwashed for 8 hours a day. They tell me what to do, when to do it, and how to do it.

2. "That's wonderful!"
by Heather January 16, 2005
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heatha

one of the weirdest cool people in your life you will meet, hott and sexy and up for an awesome time. you neva know if shes white or black. she can weirdly attract any guy she wants or even doesnt want. extremley powerful.
"damn dude there goes heatha, dude shes fine"
by Heather December 29, 2004
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klarice

Cute, big cheeks, named after a reindeer, blue eyes, super hawt, loves boys, brunette. She loves to hang with friends and always has a good time. Is always embarrassed by family and dresses over the top. She absolutely loves outdoors. Klarices always get what they want and are often the "favorite child".
Wow! That girl is wearing a lot of lipgloss! She must be a Klarice
by Heather June 23, 2014
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Spaz

1.A person who gets mad at the drop of a dime of somthing smalls and blows it up in to a big unnesssary deal.

2. some one who hold in all their problems and explodes all at once over nothing.
Dude Joe just spazed on me for not writting down hes messeage
by Heather September 21, 2004
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Maynard James Keenan

The lead singer of the music bands, Tool and A Perfect Circle. Known to study and write his songs about or relating to his beliefs <i>Qabalah,</i> and he doesn't fall into the mainstream fake music of today and most music from the past. Maynard is real.
One of Maynard's songs, The Patient, number three on his latest Tool cd, Lateralus is basically about how he doesnt want people to just go to his concerts and buy his music and not know what your doing. He wants people to listen to his words and understand them, he doesnt feel he doing enough and may walk away...
by Heather April 7, 2004
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HAWTALTA

Hello And Welcome To A Long Time Ago.

Posted on messageboards when one member posts something that has previously already been posted.
by Heather June 21, 2003
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benis

Slang for penis; used as a humorous alternative to penis when around children , etc.
I saw Ryan with his benis in the dog.
by hEaThEr December 22, 2003
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