Heather's definitions

fuck monkey

A curse word when you've done something quite stupid. Monkey added on after fuck somewhat softens the word fuck when fuck may seem a bit too harsh.

When you keep missing easy shots in a game of pool you may blurt out "Fuck monkey!!" due to your frustration with yourself.

by Heather December 24, 2003

central knetting

1. the 'in' crowd

1. Unfortunately, my possession of a pocket protector has made it impossible for me to be part of the central knetting.

by Heather October 26, 2003

shampelli

adj. meaning that someone or something is being extremely wack or full of bullshit.

"Why wont u come to the party tonight, you're acting all shampelli about it.

by heather March 31, 2005

stoopid ringleader

One of supreme being. A person who starts chaos and ENDS THE WORLD! One who causes havok, which causes others to follow.

*chaos created*

Person 1: WTF?!?!
Person 2: STOOPID RINGLEADER!!!
Stoopid Ringleader: muahahahhaa

by Heather September 18, 2004

sweet sixteens

when a girl is still a virgin on her 16th birthday

I'll be turning 16 but I won't be sweet 16 because I got some.

by Heather December 27, 2003

popables

the greatest food on earth

mm i love my popables

by heather May 13, 2005

dimp

One who possesses an abnormally large and sexy shoulder dimple. This is typically accompanied by unusual powers such as aphrodesiac qualities, inhuman strength and "dimpdar."

If you don't have one, you'll never understand. Don't even try.

by Heather October 27, 2004