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A individual who sabotages ones friend or himself while trying to do the right thing. You can also use it to mean a person who had intercourse with your teacher.
Damn. You really gorfucked yourself.

You could have gotten a A. You really gorfucked.

It is not the right answer. Are you trying to gorfuck me.
gorfuck by WHatATiGger February 17, 2021
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GodFuckingNiggerDammit 

When you are so angry of frustrated that no other word or combonation of words could possibly display your anger of frustration.
I'm so mad I just... GodFuckingNiggerDammit!!!
GodFuckingNiggerDammit by Ryan Briggs November 27, 2007
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GoFuckYou.com 

A popular nickname for the online fundraising platform GoFundMe.com due to its well-earned reputation as being a mecca for unscrupulous unemployed scammers who spend their substance-riddled days dreaming up unimaginatively pathetic sob stories to get you to part with your hard-earned income.
Well of course it should be called GoFuckyou.com but seriously, if it were, would you even consider a donation?
GoFuckYou.com by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2021

Godfucked 

Exactly what you think it is. When His holy cock descends from the clouds, parting them as if they were repelled by a giant electromagnetic field, to plummet into your anus at breakneck speed, shattering your pelvis. Your entire being has been penetrated and is being raped by the holiest of erections.

Also occasionally used as a metaphor when a situation is so fucked up, only God could have done this to you. When every single thing in your life is going catastrophically wrong.
Dave has 3 exams this week. Three hobos stole his laptop fucked it in his car and totaled it and then raped them when he tried to get it back. Then the police arrested him for being a fag.

Dave says, "Jesus fucking fuck my sweet ass. Fuck this fuck everything fuck my fucking urethra everything fucking sucks this is fucking godfucked."

John says, "Blessed be the holy cock of the Lord. May His cock bring you new life. Also yeah your're pretty fucked right now."
Godfucked by randomcsdude August 30, 2016
v. an act of victimization so tragic and unexplainable that it could only have been executed by God Himself.
Holy Shit! That hurricane really godfucked New Orleans!
godfuck by Lutron Deluxe May 5, 2006

gofuckme 

It's a funding website where people can donate money to destroy people they don't like.
Did you hear what that asshole said about me on the news last night. Will you support me if I start a gofuckme campaign to bankrupt his ass?
gofuckme by 2B+ April 25, 2015

godfucking

1. A portmanteau of goddamn and motherfucking. Makes for a really offensive swear than either one alone.

2. George W. Bush, Osama Bin Laden, Jerry Falwell, and Pat Robertson's favorite hobby; See godfucker.
1. What's with all these godfucking cusses, anyway?

2. It's hard to be a good, religious person when the world's religions are being run by a bunch of godfuckers.
godfucking by Man-Machine October 28, 2007
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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