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1. Expression of a fucked up situation, such as, but not limited to:

Car accident
Getting ditched
Popping it in the "wrong" hole
Falling
Being aggravated
your best friend cheating on your with your fiance (Not from personal exp. but I'm sure that would suck).



2. A word meaning "Dammit".
Guy 1: "Hey man, think I could get some spare change?"

Guy 2: "Grrfuck dude, I spent my last bit of cash on this chick I met the other day."
Grrfuck by XeoinV August 24, 2008
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Highly turned on so much that you growl and cuss.
Grrfuck, my boyfriend just told me he wants to pin me to a wall grab a clump of my hair and finger me while whispering "whos pussy is this?" in my ear.
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to masturbate/ejaculate while under the influence of psychedelic psychoactives
Dudebro 1: Dude, I got these 'shrooms from my brother's friend. You want to garfuckel tomorrow?
Dudebro 2: Yeah, man, I haven't jacked it in, like, four days. I'm gonna explode!
garfuckel by Sunny Sanchez January 9, 2008
Mad that you fucked
girl: GrrFunk
Boy: oh come on you had fun.
GrrFunk by RayAFunk February 25, 2010

gerfuckles 

A word from the book "Homeroom Diaries" by James Patterson, it MAY mean making a mess and having fun.
We had chuckles and gerfuckles while making the project.
gerfuckles by campweirdos September 9, 2018
A individual who sabotages ones friend or himself while trying to do the right thing. You can also use it to mean a person who had intercourse with your teacher.
Damn. You really gorfucked yourself.

You could have gotten a A. You really gorfucked.

It is not the right answer. Are you trying to gorfuck me.
gorfuck by WHatATiGger February 17, 2021

grrfunk day 

bad day in weather, events, or people
I left the house without an umbrella and that was really the begining of my grrfunk day
grrfunk day by Sarah May 10, 2004
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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